Mrs.K is a real asshole, but she will give me a A+ if I blow her.
Mrs. F is a Slutty Asshole who will trade a A+ for me to cum in her and let her suck my dick.
Mrs. F is a Slutty Asshole who will trade a A+ for me to cum in her and let her suck my dick.
by The Real Not so Slim Shady April 19, 2017
Get the assholemug. A hypothetical game played with friends naming your price for licking a random persons Asshole to Bellybutton (A2B for short). Prices are arbitrary and get deposited into the “bank” if the person is considered attractive. Money can also be withdrawn from the “bank” if the target is ugly. The “bank” has been controversial and sometimes omitted from the game.
Hey Joe, Asshole 2 Bellybutton ( A2B) on that blonde in the pink shirt?
“Oooofa I’d pay $10,000 to lick that A2B”
“Oooofa I’d pay $10,000 to lick that A2B”
by A$$hole2BB March 30, 2022
Get the Asshole 2 Bellybuttonmug. 
When you are out at night and you hear this giggling towards you but you don't say a word BUTT your ASSH0LE does.
I will tell you it is coming on naturally as I have a natural ASSHOLE QUOTE and I could not believe how loud my ASSHOLE sounded off.
by ASSHOLE LOYAL QUERY TELEPATHY September 10, 2021
Get the ASSHOLE QUOTEmug. Place where shite comes from. Usually used in context where waiting at a red light in traffic and as soon as the light changes, before having time to lift foot off clutch, driver behind beeps horn to move ahead.
Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.
Or on a hot day, keeps talking about the heat.
Brick labour: *throwing up 1000 bricks 2 story lift. 500 to go. Listing and whistling to the tune “what do we want? Mud and bricks, when do we want’em? ..now!
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludger…
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.
Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, “u might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.
Doll bludger: * walking past watching..
brick labour: gets down to last 20 bricks, misses one and smashes a window (yr 2001)..
Doll bludger: * shakes head
Brick labour: *notices doll bludger…
Brick labour: walks up * sweat pissing from every orifice, Pivots right 4 week hardened shoulder, (slave driver boss/ money hungry hoe) and breaks doll bludger in half.
Boss: young fella sure fucked that ass!!!
Buttheads: yea, and the doll bludger was twice his size! doll fks, “u might wana cross the street nxt time asshole.
by -dipshit May 3, 2022
Get the Assholemug. That moment, when you see your boss at the office, or some old friend on the street, and the person looks you directly in the eye and nods without saying a word because they are too much of a coward to speak or apologize for being a utter douchebag at some time in the past.
Dude: "Hey bro did the bossman come talk with you?"
Me: "No dude, he just sort of gave me the Asshole Nod."
Dude: "Wtf is wrong with that guy, he's such a douche and a pussy?"
Me: "Word"
Me: "No dude, he just sort of gave me the Asshole Nod."
Dude: "Wtf is wrong with that guy, he's such a douche and a pussy?"
Me: "Word"
by McDoodles October 27, 2014
Get the Asshole Nodmug.