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that asshole is whistling

This is in reference to a major asswhooping in either gaming or real life. The term "that asshole is whistling" is like saying they got so beat down that when the wind blows their asshole is whistling like a beer bottle.
You catch the fight last night on pay-per-view? Friend: yeah man, that ASSHOLE IS WHISTLING! He aint gonna shit right for a week!
by Grumpy gilmore April 27, 2021
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Asshole

Everyone on this planet is an asshole including you.
Hey, look at that asshole behind that screen!
by Ur dada April 29, 2021
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Asshole Edge

when you can change from a nice person to a complete asshole when needed , asshole edge
by the guy with asshole edge October 10, 2012
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Jack-asshole

Noun. One who is simultaneously so idiotic and such a jerk that s/he goes beyond just "jack ass" or "asshole" to a combination of the two.

Also related: jack-assholery.
Did you see that truck taking up four parking spaces in the lot? That guy's a real jack-asshole.
by holacrr July 18, 2013
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lactic asshole

Someone who only wears short sleeve shirts after he's worked out (tries to act ripped when it's just lactic acid making his arms bigger)
Hey do you watch Jersey Shore?

Nah dude, too many lactic assholes on that show.
by TOS T1000 October 13, 2013
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brown Winter in your asshole

The act of having dandruff and shit covered in your asshole.
Guy1: Why the fuck do I have whitish brown flakes in my asshole?

Guy2: Dude, do you need head and shoulders and some toilet paper? I think it's brown winter in your asshole.
by A jewish ostrich October 31, 2011
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If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday

An empty threat made in response to perceived asshole-ery, typically via text message.
If you are an asshole then maybe we won't hang out Sunday.
by pettibzb November 23, 2011
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