fake friend

a fake friend is a stupid bitch that likes to talk behind backs and says that you are causing problems for the fake friend, which is not true. fake friends are often middle schoolers that think they are cool... but in reality, they are stupid hoes that think they are golden. they think that you backstabbed, and they are very VERY jealous of you. don’t take them seriously if you stumble by one, they are only stupid jealous assholes....

fake friend: why are you with my friends! you are such a bitch!
victim: your a fake friend

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fake friend: hey you know that stupid hoe that tried to talk to you?
victims friend: um drama!

by burntpizzarollslmao March 30, 2020

fake friends

she’s snitches on you she’s a lier she’s mean she blames everything on somebody she don’t know how to keep her mouth shut if her name starts with a d and she is also a hot Cheeto girl and likes to steal friends

fake friends yah that’s me dimmori how you doing I just try to steal your bsf!

by fake friends period April 1, 2020

fake religious

People who act holy and self righteous when things go their way, but become pieces of shit when you disagree with them or call them out on their b.s.

Ali: "It's better to forgive and worry about yourself. We should all just agree for the sake of peace."
Omer: "I disagree."
Ali: "Wtf is wrong with you!? Are you stupid or retarded? Why can't you see I'm right?"
Omer: "How are you right?"
Ali: "Because I went to Yale, I pray everyday, am successful and everyone likes me."
Omer: "How does that make you right?"
Ali: "Wtf do you know Omer? You work in sales. And have like 50 followers. You barely know 10 surahs. I mean, you don't even have a beard."

Omer: "You just fake religious."

by Seven Eight6 April 9, 2020

Fake dyke

A girl who dress like a Male bit a girl. Shes not lesbian so she's a fake dyke.

Fake dyke.
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by Mary Naseret April 18, 2020

fake head day

Prank your friends by telling them you gave head to someone when you really didn’t
May 29th

ex: I gave head to Jerry. JK its national fake head day

by guru345 April 22, 2020

Fake News

Fake news is actually real news. We just have to change the meaning of 'fake'. If an orange dumb big guy says 'fake news', you have to pretend he means 'real news'. If we don't do that, there's gonna be a day we gonna believe that oil good is against headache.

'The earth is getting warm.'
'Fake news. Look, it's snowing in New York.'

by 512 GB April 25, 2020

All fakes day

A day where fake people turn all their friends fake.

On All Fakes Day, the fake person turned all his/her friends fake. They were the fakest crew around.

by Solid Mantis April 29, 2020