Suck a toe

Adjective: to suck a toe.

To tell someone to suck a toe, is essentially the mash up of “fuck off” and “kiss my ass”, in a much more PG way, and is much more socially acceptable in an environment with slightly less than chill adults.
Guy 1: oh my god, why would you stab my hand with your pencil?!

Guy 2: I’m sorry man, I didn’t see it there.
Guy 1: Jesus dude. Go suck a toe.
by Luna20 October 20, 2023
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Wiggly Toes

A pirate whose ship has recently sunk and is now wiggling toes to stay afloat
GGs Boxyfresh, you Wiggly Toes pirate
by MisterNorab April 14, 2023
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me me toe

A small Asian midget that’s smart. He is also a big doe member, he is also known as egg egg toe.
Person 1: Yo do you see that smart Asian midget over there?
Person 2: Yeah.
Person 1: That’s a me me toe.
by Faiaz very pro November 20, 2023
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Toe Racking

To Take a bike rack and slide it down a steap snow covered hill.
Tobogining with a bike rack thats what Toe Racking is
by Eric (batman) December 05, 2006
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bit their own toes off

Regretting a bad decision - making a wrong choice and regretting it later
They ordered our machine at work from a different company because it was cheaper, it's been nothing but trouble. Boy, they really bit their own toes off!
by Dr. HaHa April 15, 2014
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Techno Toe

A jammed toe which was sustained via listening to dark and dirty techno is called a Techno Toe. Techno Toes are more likely to be contracted settings where the techno being played is too good (Bedroom, Club, Festival) resulting in the subject losing control of their podiatry functions, resulting in subjects often bumping their toes into hard surfaces (such as tables, platforms, walls) or even more commonly, getting stepped on by other members in the audience.
Person 1: Omg what happened to your toe?

Person 2: I'm okay, the DJ was just throwing down too many bangers and unfortunately, I gave myself techno toe.
by idontgoplaces September 06, 2022
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Thunder bolt toe

When your second toe is longer than your big toe. Science.
I have an oddly shaped foot because I have a thunder bolt toe.
by Car ro November 09, 2017
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