Diss-Five

Not to be confused with a "no-five", the diss-five sees the disser turning their face from their target in a show disrespect while also turning their hand backwards, connecting the dissee's open palm with the back of their hand. The harder the diss-connection, the more impactful the diss.

The diss-five originated in games media in Australia in the early 2000s.

Cam thought I was unawares of his underhandedness, so I delivered in kind, dishing out a perfectly loud and aggressive diss-five, much to his alarm, and eventual chagrin.

by billythepunk February 14, 2021

five-frase filibuster

Or "phive-phrase philibuster". Refers to a knock-knock joke, since its utilization needlessly adds lots of extra words to said utterance, especially in "everyday" or "ordinary" instances where a simple question or statement would have sufficed.

Employing a five-frase filibuster may indeed consume extra time and lung-power, but it also can often greatly relieve tension and cause a possibly-less-than-welcome statement/question to be received considerably more calmly and/or amicably than it might have been if you'd simply blurted it out "directly".

by QuacksO July 18, 2021

Twenty-four thousand three hundred and sixty-five

24365. Nothing special other then the fact it's the written version of 24365. Other ways to write it include:
24 365
24,365

Honey, the twenty-four thousand three hundred and sixty-five gods are about to smite us out of existence!
Uh... just uhm... *gets smited*

by TheWorstDefiner April 17, 2025

Five Finger Waltz

Another term for Masturbation

Adriana was doing the five finger waltz tonight because her boyfriend was out of town.

by Airabel September 24, 2010

Five man deep

When u tool with a squad of five people

Yeah Ight gang we rolling five man deep

by TTKO_DON April 19, 2022

Five Guys Shits

The irresistible urge to blow up a bathroom after eating Five Guys. Usually sets in 53-65 minutes after consuming. Worsened by Cajun Fries

Man Running Through Airport: “Excuse me, excuse me, coming through. “
Stranger 1: “He must have a tight connection.”
Stranger 2: “No, I’ve seen that run before and that crazed look in his eyes. Poor bastard has the Five Guys Shits.

by lws0925 August 11, 2019

Fives

A GOAT of the crwns server and goated at jjs

I'm fives and I'm tuff

by C0olestkid October 15, 2025