Donkey Honkin'

The art of illegally honking at or otherwise disturbing the protected donkeys of Cripple Creek, Colorado. Generally done late at night by locals and miscreants. Beware of lurking police, who have taken a sworn oath to protect said asses.

"Hey Skeeter, should we go cow tipping or donkey honkin' tonight?" said Jed.

by Elton John Denver September 13, 2019

donkey

An expert on ogre philosophy.

Ogre: Ogre's have layers like an onion
Donkey: You know what else has layers
Donkey: Cake

by Taco-Puncher5,678 January 26, 2017

donkey kong

Big fucking meaty man, huge cock n balls

That man is Donkey Kong, look at his nuts bro

by fortniteblazer420 October 3, 2019

arctic donkey

the resulting offspring of a seal and a penguin

*ARCTIC TOUR BOAT GUIDE* "And if you look over the left side of the vessel, you'll see a murder of penguin...aaaaand, if you look over to the left of the mass of penguins, you'll see an interesting mammal you may have never known existed. THAT my friends, is an ARCTIC DONKEY. An arctic donkey is essentially the bastard child of a male seal and a female penguin. Isn't nature neat?

by ButtDrubs April 14, 2017

Nick the Donkey

A feeling of sadness and/or despair due to heartbreak.

I don't know what to say. The electrician we hired is like Nick the Donkey after losing his cat.

by HeIsn'tGettingBetter September 12, 2022

Donkey Punch

When you take a woman from behind in the backdoor and punch her in the back of the head knocking her out making all holes squeeze shut.

People on urban dictionary are too PUSSY to define DONKEY PUNCH accurately

by DAWNKYPAUNCH August 12, 2025

Donkey

an American professional basketball player, who plays as the starting PF for the Golden State Warriors.

@NickB414: Draymond Green look like Donkey from Shrek

by hiimking November 5, 2020