Two Girls, One Cup

Two Girls, One Cup is a pornographic video from many moons ago that is almost banned from the internet. The video involves two lesbian girls shitting in a cup, then taking turns eating the contents out of the cup. The girls then get sick and vomit in each other’s mouths. It is strongly advised that those who are squeamish and have a sensitive stomach should never, ever find that video. Ever.

(Anna watching lesbian porn on her computer)
Anna: “I’m going to watch the Two Girls, One Cup video!”
(Anna sees a couple of familiar faces in the video)
Anna: “Is that Gale and Trish? What the hell are they doing?”
(Anna grabs a barf bag as she watches Gale eat Trish’s tapeworm-infested poop and vomits the same time Gale and Trish vomit in each other’s mouths)
Anna: “Oh god, I not only need to wash my eyes with bleach, but I need to smash my computer and bury it in the lake, and move to another state with a new name and new life!”

by rosenovarocks November 26, 2025

St. Paul Sippy Cup

The act of collecting lactated milk from a dead transitioned female and mixing it with the "cook" or user's semen, then letting it ferment for around 2 months (until it reaches a dark yellow taint). The concoction can then be poured into cups to be served either cooled or warm.

Braxton said he finally finished some St. Paul Sippy Cups, and he's bringing them to work!

by Ckling December 2, 2025

Korean Ice cup

when you put ice in your mouth and then put it up your butt and poop it onto your friend

bro i gave Susan the most insane Korean ice cup last night.

by poopoopeepeebutt December 8, 2025

Puddin’ Cup

The women takes a massive shit. After doing so, she wipes back to front, filling her vagina with shit. At this point, the man eats it out like Bill Cosby.

Her: I have to take a massive shit.
Him: Boy I sure could go for a Puddin’ cup!

by VW.Ken December 9, 2025

Duluth Pudding Cup

The Duluth Pudding Cup is the act of freezing your feces in a Tupperware or other reusable container and then allowing it to thaw in a open common area (Dormitory cafeteria, Workplace break/lunch room, Shared kitchenette) The rancid stench of rapidly thawing feces through a partially open container is sure to disgust and sicken even your most vile foes. (NOT to be confused with: The Montana Cheeseball or the Thunder Bay Doughcake.)

I left a Duluth pudding cup in Chad’s kitchen last night. Cranked up the heat to 90, popped the lid and let my rancid sauerkraut shits do the heavy lifting.

by Mega Hemroids December 18, 2025

Shower cup

A drinking cup you bring into the shower to fill up with water and splash at the wall so that soap residue doesn’t build up.

I had to use a shower cup because I wasn’t qualified to watch a 30 second YouTube video that would instruct me how to install a $7 removable shower head.

by Mimi’s December 27, 2025

Reese’s Cup

When you lather your shlong with peanut butter, fuck your homeboy in the ass and make him eat it after.

Call that shit the Reese’s cup.

Mmm Phil wanna try my reese’s cup?

by JimmyMac9 December 27, 2025