Taking a dump on the seat of a public/workplace toilet. Then, when you shut the lid the faeces forms a circular waffle. The outcome is a “Lebanese Waffle”.
“Yuck! Dennis left a Lebanese Waffle in the toilet again.”
“Oh man, Lebanese Waffles take ages to clean! Good thing there’s sick music in the toilets here.”
“Oh man, Lebanese Waffles take ages to clean! Good thing there’s sick music in the toilets here.”
by Spark Florence October 27, 2017
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A blood waffle refers to penetrating a female when she is on her period. You do not want to penetrate a female when she on her period OR ELSE... you will give her a blood waffle. Basicly, blood will come out of her vagina and will get very messy. Also you do not want to get it on clothing or the bed cause blood stains. So if you know she is on her period and want to get it on, make sure to have lots of towels ready.
by toCheeka May 18, 2011
Get the Blood Waffle mug.If one were to be waffling, ie ‘talking rubbish’ or ‘talking nonsense’ , top waffle would mean that what they said is the highest form of nonsense
Nahhh Michael just told me he only ate 3 burgers today, but Jacob was with him & he ate 10! That was top waffle!
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Get the Waffles mug.The use of trendy and emotive language in educational contexts to convey or describe otherwise normal, expected and mundane occurrences. Often used to virtue signal and gain validation.
Edu-waffle: "What stood out most was the way Paul spoke about putting children at the heart of every decision, and the deep, intentional leadership they've cultivated. High standards, but always deeply relational."
Reality: Paul is fulfilling the basic criteria within his job role.
Reality: Paul is fulfilling the basic criteria within his job role.
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