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turd burglar

a funny insult which could be used when someone is/was being a dick, usually in a non-serious manner (also see turgle for further details).
mike: *steals jenny's phone*
jenny: give it back you turd burglar
by eminemanemone December 13, 2018
mugGet the turd burglarmug.

Teamwork Turd Pile

When one person poops in a public restroom toilet and does not flush, and then someone else comes along, poops in the same toilet, and also does not flush. This process can be repeated many times, until either the janitors find out about it, or someone flushes it. These can get really big.
I just added my shit to that Teamwork Turd Pile in there. That thing is huge!
by curlypoo December 25, 2020
mugGet the Teamwork Turd Pilemug.

Mega Turd

Someone who is a big Turd. They’re just a Turd. But a big one, like mega big.
Mitchell stop being such a mega Turd ”
by urasscrack January 12, 2019
mugGet the Mega Turdmug.

Turd Ferguson

A person who is a monster of extreme control, and also tries to prove that everybody is wrong.

Worse than a stinker, a fartknocker, or even worse than an asshole!
If you try to control EVERYTHING, you are considered a TURD FERGUSON!
by Tad(Terry) Winklemann January 2, 2021
mugGet the Turd Fergusonmug.

Ghost Turd

-when you feel a shit come out of your ass but you don’t see it in the toilet. Bonus points if it’s a clean shit too.
1: *in my head to myself* “bruh I just took a whopping shit and it’s nowhere to be seen in this toilet..”

2: “you ever take a shit and it feels like you shat a bunch and when you look in the toilet, there’s nothing in there?”

“Yeah, I call those ghost turds
by Smash_the_Pumpkins May 28, 2019
mugGet the Ghost Turdmug.

turds and breeze

"Da Talk" dat you give a coming-of-age youngster regarding da purpose and functions of da human butt-hole.
I think dat anal sex is really gross and unsanitary, so I only mention defecating and flatulence when I tell my offspring about da turds and breeze.
by QuacksO November 7, 2021
mugGet the turds and breezemug.

Cat turd

A giant dip of Copenhagen Long Cut Straight used by Richstrong...
Richstrong have skipped that poverty frozen pizza thing and just had a bigger cat turd!
by Miscer ExPat August 16, 2024
mugGet the Cat turdmug.

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