Tying your partner up on a table and putting turkey stuffing inside, fucking them and nutting in the turkey to mix it all up. Oil them up, best with green bay butter and eat it out of them.
Friend: “ hey bro what you doin for thanksgiving”
You: “ nothing much, just me and my girl having some Wisconsin turkey”
Friend: “that sounds good, what’s Wisconsin turkey?”
You: “ come over and have a taste”
You: “ nothing much, just me and my girl having some Wisconsin turkey”
Friend: “that sounds good, what’s Wisconsin turkey?”
You: “ come over and have a taste”
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A Michigan turkey burger is when you take a cup of Hershey's chocolate syrup (specifically Hershey's) and cum into it, mix it, and put the concoction into a s'mores, then you shove the s'mores up the woman's ass and have her push it out, and then you both eat half of it
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little turkey still hasnt figured out what we do here. he hasnt figured out what kind of company this is.
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Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!
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Gavin: Yo, did you hear that Eddie lost to a Glurky Turkey contest with da bois??
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!
William: That's crazy, I have lost a Glurky Turkey contest!
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Can sometimes be shortened to 'turk'.
Can sometimes be shortened to 'turk'.
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