tooshoshing

The act of murdering a stranger, then making them hold something the size of your dick until they go still and then have at it.

I can't believe Dave didn't get jail time for tooshoshing that frat guy last year!

by hollypalmer24 June 14, 2024

Toot

To ask if someone wants to hear your horn or other wind instrument.

Toot that horn

by Word stock February 15, 2026

Toot Fairy

When you squat over someone sleeping, spread your ass cheeks as far apart as they can go, and fart in the sleeping recipient’s face as they inhale.

I got into an argument with my girlfriend so I paid her a visit from the toot fairy.

by shabreazey March 7, 2026

Toot Fairy

When you squat over someone sleeping, spread your ass cheeks as far apart as they can go, and fart in the sleeping recipient’s face as they inhale.

I got into an argument with my girlfriend at dinner so I paid her a visit from the toot fairy.

by shabreazey March 7, 2026

Toot

A Chong

Where’s my toot

by DARREN GEESUS November 21, 2024

tootah

basically calling someone a dumbass

Jose: I like playing fortblox
You: I will chop your penis off you tootah machine

by Reversed December 2, 2024

Toot Toot

What you say to someone when they start spraying spit while screaming

When your bro stubbs his toe and starts spitting while screaming and you say “Toot Toot”

by Dingleberryking April 28, 2025