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Kevin (Gurtian language)

Kevin = something bad.

Stems from the Gurtian dictionary on TikTok popularized by b1rdnestlive0.

Can be abbreviated to describe something with “k’”
by wumi April 24, 2025
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Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.
yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*
by anonymous April 2, 2022
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Kevin is sooo HOT he makes a guy named gabe go wet and bricked He is the hottest person on earth just like trump but not as cool as obama but also cool like a banana but also poopi head like gabe but he is hotter than hot he makes everyone wet even with water :D
Kevin is a hot guy
by Cookingminors May 10, 2022
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Kevin

"Yo ts so Kevin 🥀🥀💔"
by Tssokevin May 4, 2025
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Kevin

Never pluralize his word. Hottest guy you'll ever meet.
"Kevin is so cute! oh shit, he's coming! what do I say??"
"uh h-hi!"
"sup bitches"
by iced tea enthusiast November 21, 2021
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Kevin is one of the nicest people you will ever meet and is superior in everything he does. He a great person to become friends with or even date and he'll love you forever dating or not. Kevin never gives up in anything he sets his mind on and cares for others before themself. He want others to feel more confident and always cracks a joke to lighten the mood. Kevin is much a fun person to be around and lots look up to them. Everyone has a Kevin in their life and no matter what he's always smiling. But sometimes getting on Kevin's bad side will transform him into someone else. He is strong and willing to do to win the fight. Overall, Kevin is a great and caring person and you shouldn't get on his bad side or he'll fuck your dumbass up.
Person 1: Hey Kevin you tryna smoke

Person 2: Kevin wouldn't smoke he's a bitch

Kevin: 'fucks them up'
by the best of the best AHHHHH November 20, 2023
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Gymnastics coach Kevin

An old gymnastics coach whose name is unknown to two people. So they decided to name the coach Kevin. Every old guy they saw, they would name them Kevin.
Mom can I buy a gymnastics coach Kevin?
No u cannot.
by Kevin lover December 20, 2022
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