The act of fart tenting consists of expelling gas while under a blanket. You have a small dog that sleeps in bed with you like a dachshund. First you release the gas,then raise up the blanket with two fingers to create a tent. This gives the gas a chance to reach to top. Then you release the blanket. This tends to push the gas downwards and in an outward direction.
Thereby ensuring you small pet derives the benefits of the gaseous odor.
Thereby ensuring you small pet derives the benefits of the gaseous odor.
by Catch25 June 13, 2010
Get the fart tentingmug. 1. Arse, usually that of a female.
2. The foot rest in a car that the left foot can be placed on after changing gear, so that it is not hovering over the clutch pedal. Derived from when one is driving and feels a fart brewing, one can press down with the left foot on the farting bracket so as to raise the left arse cheek to let the fart escape unhindered.
2. The foot rest in a car that the left foot can be placed on after changing gear, so that it is not hovering over the clutch pedal. Derived from when one is driving and feels a fart brewing, one can press down with the left foot on the farting bracket so as to raise the left arse cheek to let the fart escape unhindered.
Hey mate, check out the farting bracket on that bitch!
Hey lads, I'm gonna slip her one up the farting bracket tonight!
I just love my new car, it even has a farting bracket.
Hey lads, I'm gonna slip her one up the farting bracket tonight!
I just love my new car, it even has a farting bracket.
by Teknotrix October 16, 2009
Get the Farting Bracketmug. A fart that ruins a sentimental moment. Typically preformed after a pause during a sad moment. Socially accepted when preformed by a third party to the situation.
We were crying when I was getting ready to leave, but some guy hallmark farted and totally ruined it
by TheCaliKid June 18, 2010
Get the hallmark fartmug. After a large meal of bean soups or plain beans, you might end up farting to the point where your suficated in your own fart stench. You may get woozy and major dumpage but after about 20 - 40 minutes, the stench may drift away.
He woke up at 12:02 AM and said to his Mom "Mom. I have Bean-Farts." so his Mom walked up to him and said "ooh honey stand outside for a second you smell really bad. After take a shower."
by buttmonkey5678 July 28, 2009
Get the Bean-Fartsmug. The study of how the body releases waste in a gaseous form is nothing new (F•ART). However, only within the last 25 years have experts truly been able to understand and marvel over the ingenious ways that our bodies have evolved in order to survive. Cleansing itself of toxins is surely among the most impressive.
After the body consumes an excessive amount of alcohol (in most severe cases inexpensive alcohol) the body almost immediately begins to purge those toxins in the form of a Beer Fart. While these might appear to be regular flatulence to the unaware, it doesn’t require a keen nose to distinguish the difference. A Beer Fart not only smells like shit from the digestive system, it also manages to mix aromas with the low grade alcohol(s). In most cases the farts are a precursor to the vicious diarrhea that will soon follow.
After the body consumes an excessive amount of alcohol (in most severe cases inexpensive alcohol) the body almost immediately begins to purge those toxins in the form of a Beer Fart. While these might appear to be regular flatulence to the unaware, it doesn’t require a keen nose to distinguish the difference. A Beer Fart not only smells like shit from the digestive system, it also manages to mix aromas with the low grade alcohol(s). In most cases the farts are a precursor to the vicious diarrhea that will soon follow.
by Grande Flatulence June 19, 2021
Get the Beer Fartmug. U are a complete NOBODY and have No damn rights on telling me what I should or should not do.
Bing or Google out what those two words mean, U lazy snitch fart.....
Bing or Google out what those two words mean, U lazy snitch fart.....
by Tenshi MVP January 2, 2015
Get the snitch fartmug. A trapped fart is a fart left in a closed space for the next lucky person or yourself. One can trap a fart in an elevator (my fave) or before exiting a vehicle, public transit ( I especially love dropping one on the bus or skytrain just as I walk off)
Omg I just trapped the biggest fart as we left the elevator lol. Let's wait and see the reaction when the next person gets on!
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trapping a fart trap a fart fart trapping elevator surprise skytrain stinkbomb trapped fart
by westcoastguy June 11, 2014
Get the Trapped Fartmug.