Fuck Lobster

When you are drunk and text your ex but your phone auto corrects "loser" with "lobster.

What you mean to write :"You are such a fucken loser!"
What your phone auto-corrects it to : "You are such a fuck lobster!"

by Fuck Lobster July 22, 2016

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FUCK SCHOOL

I FUCKING HATE THIS FUCKING SHIT HOLE FUCKING KILL MEEEEEEEEE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

FUCK SCHOOL. THIS PLACE MAKE ME WANT TO DIE
i am mentally stable, i promise

by a guy who hates school A LOT November 10, 2022

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gravel fuck

When you fuck a girl hard outside on the ground, its called a gravel fuck, because when they get up they have gravel stuck to their ass.

Dude, last night Sheila and I couldn't even make it into the house, I just gravel fucked her right there in the driveway.

by JordyB May 17, 2012

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fuck note

A letter written with the intent of seducing a person into sexual intercourse

I'll write her a fuck note

by smashronnie March 15, 2017

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fucking wars

Alternative for ‘Oh for gods sake!’ Believed to have Originated in Norfolk England. Once heard from an old farmer in Larling UK.

Fucking wars, I can’t believe that!

by Billy129 May 8, 2019

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someone who is definitely drunk and/or completely under the influence of one or more drugs beyond the point of comprehension, rationality and all response. They have already met their limit and know they have met their limit but will not stop. They are definitely puking everywhere and are behaving abnormally, influenced by whatever's in their body. They must not let their heart rate get low or they’re at risk of their body shutting down completely.

The other day my friend got so plaster fucked with multiple drugs that he was at the verge of shutting down completely and dying.

by XxbrainfuckxX August 28, 2019

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