triple pump fake

dropping something and failing to pick it up 3 times in a row (usually after a long day followed by a mental breakdown)

when you’re already having a bad day and you get hit with a triple pump fake 😔

by kribba April 18, 2024

Fake Friends

Fake friends are people who show there true colors just like the person that starts with a b and a girl that starts with an a

Omg your such a fake friends now i see your true colors

by butcheeck September 24, 2019

Fake Friend Day

It’s June 20th so post fake friends, get them back for all the fake shit they ever did. Time to celebrate all the trifling ass hoes!

A: Post your fake friends or old fake friends.
B: Why?
A: Because it’s Fake Friend Day!

by BigDiddity June 19, 2022

Fake friends

Fake friends are something you do not want to have! They will seriously hurt you. They get mad when you hang out with other people. They leave you whenever you have a problem. And they ALWAYS talk shit behind your back. If you see anyone being fake ditch them!

Person 1: “Did you hear that Blanket is talking bad about spoon!”
Person 2: “I thought they were best friends”
Person 1: “Wow she must be a fake friends”

by You left me December 8, 2018

Fake Tan Problem

When someone applies over 100 layers of fake tan and think they look good. When really it’s streaky and black. Then they start to go green

Fake Tan problem is Also known as an Amber!

by Toiletroll2020 December 12, 2019

Fake stream

When you’re done peeing and it feels like you still need to go but cant

Last night i had a fake stream

by Stupidass210 May 19, 2022

Fake nudes

When you are texting with some on a dating app and you ask for a nude and she sends you a super hot picture that is too good to be true. It's a fake nude.

Definition "Damn i was so exited when she send me here nude until i saw her profil was another girl, Fake Nudes must be stopped." -Johnny

by Manillamemes February 10, 2019