The Moral World Cup is an award given to international cricket frauds, England. They have won this award every year except for 1932-1933, when they used dangerous tactic Bodyline to stop GOAT batsman, Sir Donald Bradman. The name for this award comes from the 2023 Ashes, when World Class fraud Johnny Bairstow left his crease and got stumped by Alex Carey fair and square. Since then England complain about the spirit of cricket, despite World Class English ghost Stuart Broad smashing it to Michael Clarke at first slip and not walking in 2013.
Other characteristics include losing constantly to six time World Cup winners Australia (in all formats), inability to retain the Ashes, winning a fraudulent World Cup final in 2019 (New Zealand are the actual winners), constantly complaining about the spirit of the game and making lame excuses for their poor performances in the 2023 World Cup, (despite Australia playing WTC, Ashes and CWC). England are truly finished but are the only team to ever win the Moral World Cup.
Other characteristics include losing constantly to six time World Cup winners Australia (in all formats), inability to retain the Ashes, winning a fraudulent World Cup final in 2019 (New Zealand are the actual winners), constantly complaining about the spirit of the game and making lame excuses for their poor performances in the 2023 World Cup, (despite Australia playing WTC, Ashes and CWC). England are truly finished but are the only team to ever win the Moral World Cup.
Guy 1: England are so finished, they lost to the sheep farmers, Afghanistan
Guy 2: At least they won the Moral World Cup
Guy 2: At least they won the Moral World Cup
by realistpenduhater November 29, 2023
Get the Moral World Cupmug. by anonymous12 February 10, 2021
Get the P-Cupmug. A term usually used to describe a absurdly gay, or homosexual, person. However, it can also be used to describe someone when they are not thinking straight or acting stupid. It's commonly used to substitute words like "faggot," "retard," "douche bag," or even "piece of shit" if you want to spice things up.
What are you a fucking fruit cup?
Get your head out of your ass you fruit cup!
Now that guy definitely has to be a major fruit cup.
Get your head out of your ass you fruit cup!
Now that guy definitely has to be a major fruit cup.
by Robbie Cringe April 20, 2017
Get the fruit cupmug. During the World Cup, when men all over the UK sit and drink cheap lager in front of the TV with their mates, their girlfriends and wives hit the pubs, bars and clubs and get wankered to escape the stupidity.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.
"World Cup Widows" is a game played by guys smart enough to take advantage of this, with points being awarded for every time you drive one home in their penalty boxes. 1 point for fingering them, 2 points for a fuck in the toilet.
Steve: "Hey Jake, you want to go and play World Cup Widows in town tonight? Smash some back doors in?"
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."
Jake: "No you stupid cunt, I'm gay."
by therealalfgarnett June 13, 2014
Get the World Cup Widowsmug. by PBJelly6 November 5, 2023
Get the Z-cupmug. Typically read as "Double D Cup"
A Brassiere cup size designation used in various systems, typically denoting an overbust that is between 5 and 6 inches larger then the underbust.
In the American system, interchangeable with the designation "E" cup but elsewhere found between D and E.
The origin of this lettering convention is uncertain but feasibly it was done to create symmetry the the AA Cup on the other end of the spectrum and remained for the euphony and whimsy of the expression.
A Brassiere cup size designation used in various systems, typically denoting an overbust that is between 5 and 6 inches larger then the underbust.
In the American system, interchangeable with the designation "E" cup but elsewhere found between D and E.
The origin of this lettering convention is uncertain but feasibly it was done to create symmetry the the AA Cup on the other end of the spectrum and remained for the euphony and whimsy of the expression.
by ApricotFields May 19, 2025
Get the DD Cupmug. by Eggspectacular7 October 28, 2025
Get the Perfection in a cup!mug.