Ryan Doran 

1. Refers to the constant state of the glass being half empty 2. A pure pessimist.

Brendan, "I have been listening to this guy talk all day about the world seemingly coming to an end. It's driving me up the wall!"
Mike, "Man that guy is so Ryan Doran."

Ryan Doran by gibbylax13 October 10, 2011

Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996

A man who is clearly Epic and without his existence mankind would completely lose equilibrium and homeostasis for all things living would simply stop, halt, and die out in a nuclear failure.

Man 1: Gee did you see Ryan Porter got sick?
Man 2: Oh no I hope he odes not die that would be bad, we'd all die!
Man 1 : We better write him a get well card!
Man 2: He is The one and only Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996

Ryan Porter, Born on September 18, 1996 by Tyler Sharkey October 22, 2011

Ryan Moseley

A guy who is half Colombian, half European.
Plays video games, and jacks off to pictures of his best friend Ryan Patrick.

Thinks he's the shit, and isn't. Sucks dick for coke. And is also still in the closet.

Hey, did you see that guy? He reminds me of Ryan Moseley.
Yeah, what a dick.

Ryan Moseley by Girl in the Mist.... June 7, 2009

Ryan Phoon

FAG

Damn, Ryan Phoon's a fag

Ryan Phoon by szzzz February 28, 2017

Ryan Knightly 

A superhero, also know as Captain K, that helps everyone with some sort of a problem. Also known to be incredibly hilarious. A combination of fighting problems and adding joy to the world make Ryan Knightly possibly the best superhero to ever have existed.

"Man I have this huge problem"

"Call Ryan Knightly!"

Ryan Knightly by buickstationwagon July 13, 2009

ryan beeke 

Lovely, caring, sweet, gorgeous and so respectful, everything a girl wants in a guy. Tries his hardest and never fails to make you smile, such a sweetie and has a gorgeous smile of his own! He isn't a follow, he's a leader and has a personality that you instantly fall in love with.

Ryan Beeke amazing sweet lush

ryan beeke by tamara x October 20, 2013

Ryan Ngo 

Ryan Ngo is a kid who likes music and goes to the park basically everyday with his friends/friend and feels like he need to be with them at least once a day. he is kinda chill with things especially if he gets in trouble . he also likes blackbear and xxxtentacion

Have you heard of Ryan Ngo?

Ryan Ngo by saduuu August 23, 2017