Poop Solo

v. When using a public restroom,attempting to conduct your business as discreetly as possible,when any 'white noise' stops and it's just down to you and your noise.

Poop solo- I'm sitting down and getting ready to go...oh great everyone will know it's me.

by JoeNJ2 December 23, 2010

Poop Social

The act of gathering a group of friends, heading to a bathroom with multiple stalls, and pooping together. Conversations will take place most of the time.

Friend 1: Oh god, this Taco Bell's gonna run right through me
Friend 2: Hit me later for a poop social man

by halfrican594 February 22, 2011

Fantasy Pooping

The act of updating/checking your Fantasy football team while pooping.

David added Steve Smith to his lineup while fantasy pooping yesterday.

by JiggaMan321 September 27, 2010

Poop Lag

When one moves from time zone to time zone and their "body clock" and bowel movement schedules are mixed up.

Jeez Pete, you took forever in there. Pete Yes, my morning constitutional, has become a noon constitutional because of poop lag. I'm not good going west to east.

by malc_o_scribe September 20, 2010

poop shnaps

an alcoholic beverage consisting of barley, belly lint, schmegma, and cocaine.

Poop shnaps and Wheaties is the breakfast of champions.

by JaMandaGiddy February 14, 2009

poop-a-loop

something to say to fill in the awkward silence when u dont want to talk to the person talking to you.

Man: how was your day?
Woman: poop-a-loop (shrug)
Man: true

by cahills sunrise April 13, 2008

poop sprinkles

(n.) small circular terds exjected from the anus.
(adj.) look as such, looking terrible.

Omg, i look like poop sprinkles today! Ugh.

by hanxchelx April 23, 2009