poop sock

Sock worn over a male's genitalia that he then uses to give anal(to a male or female) this usually renders the sock covered in feces that is quite difficult to get out

Bruh, I can't wear that sock, it's my poop sock!

by rosa parks's taint-hole January 8, 2019

Poop Lag

When one moves from time zone to time zone and their "body clock" and bowel movement schedules are mixed up.

Jeez Pete, you took forever in there. Pete Yes, my morning constitutional, has become a noon constitutional because of poop lag. I'm not good going west to east.

by malc_o_scribe September 20, 2010

Poop Solo

v. When using a public restroom,attempting to conduct your business as discreetly as possible,when any 'white noise' stops and it's just down to you and your noise.

Poop solo- I'm sitting down and getting ready to go...oh great everyone will know it's me.

by JoeNJ2 December 23, 2010

Poop Social

The act of gathering a group of friends, heading to a bathroom with multiple stalls, and pooping together. Conversations will take place most of the time.

Friend 1: Oh god, this Taco Bell's gonna run right through me
Friend 2: Hit me later for a poop social man

by halfrican594 February 22, 2011

poop hypnosis

when your mesmerized by the smell and sound of others pooping

lee had total poop hypnosis while visiting his friend ronni, he couldn't move from the outside of the bathroom door.

by nnylrehteah January 18, 2009

squeem poop

When you sent your dog to poop in enemy territory that is called "squeem poop".

I put your squeem poop in my mouth.

by JimmyJoeb September 22, 2007

poop sprinkles

(n.) small circular terds exjected from the anus.
(adj.) look as such, looking terrible.

Omg, i look like poop sprinkles today! Ugh.

by hanxchelx April 23, 2009