I was totally freaked to see my ex-old lady there, but I'm cool. I played it off like I didn't care.
by jred September 11, 2003
Get the play it off mug.1.Sasha Pinero who lives on kingsbridge and webb.
2.A nasty excuse for a female that will slide on any guy's dick raw after only knowing them for two days.
3.Female meaningless to any man
2.A nasty excuse for a female that will slide on any guy's dick raw after only knowing them for two days.
3.Female meaningless to any man
1. Oh that's the "Slide-off."
2.That's just a nasty slide-off don't talk to her.
3.slide-off's are treated like yesturday's trash
2.That's just a nasty slide-off don't talk to her.
3.slide-off's are treated like yesturday's trash
by Chula #1 April 23, 2005
Get the slide-off mug.The cycle in a competitive bodybuilder's training year when their main objective is to acquire muscle through weight training and a relatively high calorie diet, without regard for fat and water accumulated in the process. Before 2000, this translated to a gain of 25-45lbs from the day after a show to their peak off season weight, before commencing the second cycle in their training year, namely the pre-contest stage. In recent years, most bodybuilders have attempted to keep their off season weight closer to their pre-contest weight, in order to minimize time spent doing cardiovascular training to lose fat and water retention, and more time training with weights to preserve precious muscle mass. The pre-contest cycle is oriented around gradual fat loss (generally 8-15 weeks out from a show) through calorie reduction and the introduction of cardio training in conjunction with weight training. Different types of steroids, fat burners, and other pharmaceutical aides are used in this period as opposed to the off season.
German bodybuilder Markus Ruhl's off season weight is well over 300lbs. But his contest weight is generally in the 275-280 range, to best showcase his impressive biceps and the detail in his upper back.
Ronnie Coleman, 8-time Mr. Olympia winner, generally took 2-3 months off training after a major show. This would signal the onset of his off season, during which he let his body rest and discontinued dieting until the preparatory phase for the next contest.
Ronnie Coleman, 8-time Mr. Olympia winner, generally took 2-3 months off training after a major show. This would signal the onset of his off season, during which he let his body rest and discontinued dieting until the preparatory phase for the next contest.
by Joeyscock March 18, 2011
Get the Off season mug.The act of screaming the word retard at the top of your retarded lungs, while trying to be retardedly obnoxious. The most retarded retard wins the retard off...retards.
James: REEEEEEEEEtard! (drools)
Austin: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtard!!!!!
James: Aww shucks you win the retard off...Austin, you're so much better than me...you have all the elements of a good retard-offer.
Austin: REEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEtard!!!!!
James: Aww shucks you win the retard off...Austin, you're so much better than me...you have all the elements of a good retard-offer.
by J&A April 8, 2008
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The girl's version of jacking off.
by Snapbacks are hawt September 19, 2011
Get the Squirt Off mug.diamond was sitting down when shamajah started jumpin' off and said "diamond you know no one in this school likes you."
by jeff keltz May 9, 2006
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