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Real

used as a response to something relatable. Usually something sad or depressing like Tik Tok Slideshows and other depressing posts
"thinking about putting a gun in my mouth" - person 1

"real" - person 2
by CallMeSi1872 December 8, 2022
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Real Jus

Real Jus is a YouTuber with a whopping 78 subscribers! His biggest hit has 10k veiws!!!
Me: MOM LOOK AT THIS NEW BIG HIT REAL JUS
Mom: SHUTUPMORON
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cocknapper (real)

chemicals that inhibit antimicrobial fluid in our body fluid
In our bodies, we have various types of cocknapper (real) to prevent pathogens.
by Chyrsiela December 10, 2022
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real

not to be confused with the word 'real' in a sentence, this is if it's on it's own. Used when someone agrees. kinda like saying "true"
by Rileyisafk December 18, 2022
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Real

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by snoodergymin December 20, 2022
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Real Quick

an interjection that's used when you are absolutely NOT going to be quick. Used to sneak into conversations by fooling people into believing that you will be quick even though you are going to be anything but.
Person 1: the other day I was walki-

Person 2: hey, real quick, last night I went out to dinner and had the best burger I've ever eaten. It reminded me of when I was a little boy and my pop used to grill them for us. Every 4th of July we would get together and have a big barbecue for the neighborhood and they called me and my pop the burger bros. He taught me 2 things in life: burgers, and auto parts. I took this knowledge with me when I opened up my first business: Burgers & Bearings. It was a very successful burger restaurant/auto parts store until the health inspector deemed it a 'health risk' due to a little bit of grease on the food. I mean come on, a little bit of dirt never hurt anybody. But he disagreed, so I took my talents to Tinker. Back when I was at Tinker I had the world in the palm of my hands. Everybody on the block knew that when I was around, shit was getting DONE. Every auto parts store within a 1,000 mile radius knew to look out for me. So I used that popularity to spread my wings and become a master mixologist in a very busy bar in the Hamptons, where I made around $20,000 per night.

Person 3: yeah he left 10 minutes ago, you don't have to keep goi-

Person 2: hey, while I got you here, real quick........
by the rusty trombonerr December 21, 2022
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Real Other User

A guy who is known as the "Real Other User" is someone who is familiar or similar to Otheruser325.
"Real Other User just reached Hall of Masters in BTDB2 because of his ungodly offmeta strats."
by Otheruser325 December 24, 2022
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