Dump N’ Pump

When you’re taking a shit and use the time to jack off as well

“Dude, I had a Dump N’ Pump yesterday and i think i nutted like one full shot glass of cum

by wordington_thug June 5, 2024

Dump the bucket

Expelling so much piss at one time that it sounds like you’re dumping a bucket of water on the ground

“Does anyone know where Matt went?”

“He’s been drinking all day, he probably went to dump the bucket”

by Loyal-T June 17, 2019

heimerdinger dump

A massive, greasy, monumental shit often taken shortly after consuming large amounts of fast or otherwise fried foods.

"Dude, I just took an absolute heimerdinger dump in the Walmart bathroom. It's like Hiroshima in there."

by comicallylargejimmy August 18, 2025

Pump and dump

The act of defecating after having intercourse.

"What is it about good sex that makes you want to shit? Must be all that pumping... pump and dump... "

by Justinsideyou October 19, 2020

the dump podcast

One of the stupidest fucking things I’ve heard off.

Boy 1: Bro love our dumpship and the dump podcast
Boy 2: No bro. love it when you fist my dump hole

by Dumpy Dump Disaster February 27, 2023

fly dump

Using a public restroom to defacate and then purposely not flushing.

I went to use the washroom but someone did a fly dump before I got there.

by The Last Victim January 14, 2009

rub-a-dub dump

When you jerk off while taking a dump.

Jay stopped playing GTA to take a rub-a-dub dump

by JackNero December 13, 2017