rossin your cans

to ross your cans means to open your cans then immediatly therafter throw it away and claim to have drank them

stop rossin your cans ye faggit!

by Penistornado January 21, 2009

You can be my little vegetable ❤️

You can be my little vegetable

(phrase)
1. A painfully awkward attempt at flirting that guarantees you’ll never get a girlfriend.
2. A romantic line so bizarre and uncomfortable, it may leave the recipient emotionally scarred—or at least second-guessing their life choices.
3. The verbal equivalent of handing someone a wilted salad and calling it a love letter.

Girl: “Uh I gotta go eat a salad it was interesting talking to you ig”

Guy: “Well you can be my little vegetable ❤️ “

Girl: blocks number, files for witness protection

by drivinginmycarrightafteeabeer September 12, 2025

If THey Can Detach themselves form A Life, I Will Kill them

If THey Can Detach themselves form A Life, I Will Kill them

If THey Can Detach themselves form A Life, I Will Kill them

by SuelTameOresuTeMato May 1, 2025

Pepsi Can

The gender for pepsi cans aka people who have drunk alot of pepsi.

"I identify as a Pepsi Can!"
"Why?"

by sanicnotsonic August 8, 2020

trash can of orvilles

Largest container of popcorn at a movie theater.

Man, that trash can of Orvilles costs 14 bucks !

by japchopr April 14, 2014

Beer can

A can made of a tin like metal, aluminum usually, that looks tough on the outside at first glimpse, but once the liquid drains out of it it crunches up and flattens like a pancake.

Riding around in a beer can of a car didn't seem secure after the first accident. Up until then the car seemed tough and reliable.

by The Original Agahnim August 25, 2021

Can I put a bow on it?

It’s basically saying can I put a bow on that dick.

“Can I put a bow on it?”

by Yourlocalcluegiver777 February 2, 2024