chop your neck

When you get caught in lie and end up looking stupid. The person caught in the lie has to make a chopping motion on their neck, or be chopped on their neck by the person who caught them in a lie.

Popular in the New York area in the early 2000s

“Did you eat the last cookie?”
“Nah, it wasn’t me”
“Really? Then why you full of crumbs? AHH CHOP YOUR NECK!”

by anonymous March 9, 2023

crusty owl neck

A crusty unwashed half mass wiener.

Get your crusty owl neck away from my corn hole, right now!

by Crustyneck December 4, 2020

neck

a blowjob

ayo give me sum neck

by neck guy September 6, 2021

clit neck

When the clit is extremely long looking like an old woman's neck

Yo man I slept with this girl last night and that hoe had a clit neck

by Garry Wayne March 8, 2015

Neck-D

1. to be ironically and unreasonably surprised and offended by attention or disapproval acquired by blatantly dishonourable, or ostentatious behaviour.

2. anything that seemingly cannot be improved despite incredible effort nor investment.

1 (a) He looked all Neck-D when I roused on him for drawing on the walls.

1 (b) She was Neck-D about being fired after she was caught stealing.
1 (c) Dude, you have a tattoo on your face, of course I'm going to look at you. Don't get all Neck-D about it.

2 (a) I can do 200 crunches a day, but my stomach will just always be my Neck-D
2 (b) Nothing can fix that hole in my jeans. I've tried and stitching, machine sewing and patching it. It's Neck-D.

by naivewifey November 7, 2015

Donkey neck combover

When a she-male has overgrown pubes

Did you hear that Jeremy’s mother has a donkey neck combover

by Bungus smoker June 12, 2022

Neck

A neck is when someone slaps the back of your neck when you say something stupid, really obvious, or what you said just doesn't make sense

Girl: whats 2+2
Boy: isn't it 13
Girl: NECK!

by cleo_saltymama October 27, 2016