J name theory

The J name theory is that every (straight) girl has been wronged by at least one J-named ex. Men with J names are usually toxic and manipulative.

Taylor Swift is a prime example of the J name theory

by grrrlhood June 2, 2024

What's Your Name?

A more polite way of saying "Who the fuck are you?"

Person 1: What's your name?
Person 2: Dragon.
Person 1: What an interesting name! Dragon who?
Person 2: Dragon deez nuts across yo face!

by Ice Crew Germ Other June 6, 2024

name 3 friends

A good insult/comeback and a good response to ‘name 3 random band songs/albums’

You can alternatively use other numbers instead of 3 to fit what you’re responding to.

*John wearing a nirvana t-shirt*
*random old man runs up to him and starts shouting in his face*
R.O.M.: name 3 nirvana songs!
John: name 3 friends!
*R.O.M. goes into shock and starts rolling around on the floor because of how amazing John’s comeback was*

by vuahm June 7, 2024

A fucker named levi

A boy who thinks he knows it all. He will touch himself to the thought of grown old men especially dudes who go by John.

girl 1: do you see that a fucker named levi over there? he is looking scrumptious!
girl 2: girl dont go for him!! he likes hairy horny men specifically named john

by Here cums day boieieie June 13, 2024

What in the name of fuck

What somebody says when they are VERY confused, often because of what somebody else does or says

Guy: Yeah I parked the flower in the pig's rainbow bicycle
Other Guy: What in the name of fuck are you talking about?!

by Epesp June 21, 2024

Name 1

You can name one or it isn't a personal take thing

Hym "Then name 1. Still no fat-cock incel. You're all full of shit."

by Hym Iam July 4, 2024

No name boy/girl

That one ex who we liked so much but they turned out to be a liar, cunt who didn't doesn't care and we forget there name because they are pricks.

No name boy/girl are people to be forgotten

by smith apples July 23, 2024