The act of filling an elderly man's colon with chocolate syrup, and then laying on your back with a big, smug smile on your face, while the elderly man straddles you and squirts it onto your teeth.
Jeremy Clarkson, of the show "Top Gear," holds a Bachelor of Science in Bolivian mud flossing, because gargling "chocolate fecal slurry" has been his life-long passion.
by Mr. Tinkerdog February 13, 2014
Get the Mud Flossingmug. 
A term used to describe anyone who is just that anyone ass bitch who no one likes but you don’t want them to tell on you even though it is really worse than calling them every bad word in the world. Anyone called this is also a bot and someone who would cry if you said retard, faggot, and made any slight word that someone who is sensitive or takes things way to seriously says. Also this word can be used in a way to say ur adopted in a insulting way.
Ari: Taylor is a fucking retard.
Cody: Fuck you my half cousins brother-in-law’s step cousin twice removed is retarded you don’t just joke about that. (Starts crying)
Ari: Oh sorry..... cough cough mud blood.
Cody: Fuck you my half cousins brother-in-law’s step cousin twice removed is retarded you don’t just joke about that. (Starts crying)
Ari: Oh sorry..... cough cough mud blood.
by Charlemagne the ass April 12, 2019
Get the Mud bloodmug. "Bob laid a big mud monkey in his underwear to cool off his asshole, after being brutally assaulted by his uncle."
by Cloud126 April 19, 2023
Get the Mud Monkeymug. The social security administration might as well of handed me a mud slurpee to go with the cancellation of my benefits####
by Kraut kicker January 4, 2023
Get the mud slurpeemug. The name given to a completely useless project manager who is incapable of making any decisions for themselves and consistently use employees with far superior knowledge to answer questions and write emails for them while they take the credit for your work.
You know our project manager is a real mud monkey he is completely useless and might as well live out his life as a fudge dragon!
by Phlegm monkey September 16, 2017
Get the Mud monkeymug. by crbrewski October 29, 2020
Get the Mud Gunmug.