mud monster

when you have so much fun that you wouldn’t notice if you were covered in shit.

“may we all be mud monsters”

by SkidMarkTatoo September 19, 2021

mississippi mud lube

When you eat a girl out with a fat dip in.

The redneck ate his girlfriend out giving her some mississippi mud lube.

by Kylepompom April 24, 2016

Mud Smurf

When a girl gives you blue balls and then poops on your balls.

Yeah last night Amanda was about to finish me off and then mud smurfed me and left.

by ElevenToesJohn October 15, 2020

Mud Puppie

Army Military Police

Sierra Hotel India Tango! Mud Puppies got me!

by Helikopteris February 16, 2018

Mud monster

When you have so much fun that you wouldn't notice if you were covered in shit.

May we all be mud monsters

by DefinitelyNotCoveredInShit_ September 19, 2021

Mud Tug

The act of giving a handjob after anal sex.

Jess gave Matt a mud tug after he jammed it up her pooper.

by Zach9293 October 11, 2014

mud busting

The act of masturbating whilst playing in mud

"I had the greatest orgasm while mud busting"

by jonnnnnn July 2, 2014