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surrender monkey

A frenchman. French people in general are ill tempered and, as history has shown, total cowards.
As soon as the nazis entered france, france surrendered and the nazis walked into paris without opposition. Damn surrender monkeys.
by krimsonnazi October 31, 2009
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monkey lover

That Brittney, Shee is a monkey lover.
by K3 September 15, 2003
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Fuck-monkey

1. A person with questionable mental capacity.
2. Person prone to "fucking up" on a regular basis.
3. Person who lacks basic motor skills, smells like urine and fesses and always breaths with their mouths open.
4.A republican
The George W Bush is a real fuck-monkey.
by Charles du Plooy September 9, 2005
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Monkey on a Stick

In India, when a monkey is found on a banana plantation he is captured and impaled on a stick and the other end stuck in the ground on the outskirts of the plantation as a warning to all other monkeys not to enter, so in short it means make an example out of someone
He screwed us over, make him like a Monkey on a Stick.
by deepfish January 16, 2015
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Monkey Juice

Monkey Juice is heroin in its liquid form mixed with Visine. The drug is kept in the Visine bottle and one or two drops are dropped into the eyes. The heroin is absorbed by the membranes in the eye, causing an almost instant high. This drug is used to subdue kidnap victims so they won't put up a fight. Human Traffickers also use it to kidnap woman often from area just off the Interstate.
Don't accepts Visine from strangers, it could be Monkey Juice!!
by Bulldog October 16, 2008
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ass monkey

A person (usually a man) who i such an asshole that people leave the room when he enters and announces his presence.
At Jake's wedding, Dan was such an ass monkey that entire sections of the bride's family left the reception early.
by Andrew Rentschler June 9, 2004
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shrub monkey

an elderly man who observes young girls from nearby bushes, hedges or shrubbery
damn that creepy old guy on the bus looks like a right shrub monkey
by we found a problem: June 5, 2007
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