Light Googling

1. When someone uses a keyword on a search engine in an effort to gaslight or prove someone else’s possible shortcomings.
2. When someone wants to use your genetic condition as a platform to address their unlrelated issues with you.
I did some Light Googling since I couldn’t sleep last night and came up with a list of all the things that may be wrong with you…
You came up with all that just by entering the word “alcohol”???
by KasperSF November 29, 2023
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light tip

When ya dick game so weak it's just a light tip u never get dick dizzy
He said he'd give me the best fuck of my life, but all I got was a light tip.
by Fajita Jesus August 20, 2017
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Christian Lights

Noun, brown lights in the Iowa Christian community. See also Christen Leitz
by Nocustomdefinition June 27, 2019
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Turn Out the Lights

l e a v i n g l a s t ? t u r n o u t t h e l i g h t s !

Turn Out The Lights (also known as Jerry Kilowatt) is a creature created by Trevor Henderson.

Appearance

Since there is only 1 picture of TOTL, with him being only a silhouette, so it is unknown what exactly he looks like. However, it is presumed that he looks like the figure on the sign in the picture reading "Leaving last? Turn out the lights!", a cartoon character that appears to look like it's from an old show, similar to the other cartoon monsters. He has dark zig-zag shaped limbs and a white, light bulb head. He also has white gloves with the lines commonly seen among cartoon characters, and on the gloves of Cartoon Cat and Cartoon Dog, supporting the theory that he is their relative, or has a similar origin.
Turn Out the Lights Is in Trevor Henderson
by Your bob August 31, 2022
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The brown sky-light

Two people, a glass table, and a lamp with a 60 watt bulb are required
1: One person lays underneath a glass table
2: person two squats directly above person one's face
3: person two shits on the glass ( person two may or may not choose to wipe)
4: person two puts lamp on table,turns on
5: person two joins person one under table to bask in the brown light💩🌤️

6a:UV bulb may substitute for 60 watt bulb for that nice natural brown tan
Her skin looks lovely under the dusky hue of the brown sky-light
by Mick diggler June 12, 2022
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lighting cunt

A broad that is so loose she pushes out kids like lighting!
"Mayn I was with this bitch last night and she was a lighting cunt."
by JD70 November 15, 2007
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Mercedes Parking Lights

The use of hazard lights / four-way-flashes in order to park absolutely anywhere. It doesn't matter if the spot is double-yellow lines, has no room to fit a car, or is a busy highway intersection. Just put the flashes on and stick the car anywhere you like. You are very important, and normal parking rules don't apply to you.

Named for the kind of car that seems to include these as a standard feature, but also readily available on BMWs and Audis.
"I really need to go into this store, but the nearest car park is over a minute's walk away. I'll just pull over in the middle of the road and use my Mercedes Parking Lights. They let me park wherever I want."
by astride November 28, 2023
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