kick a dick day

Feb 1st, the day to kick dicks

“ow! why’d you just kick my dick?” “haven’t you heard? it’s kick a dick day!”

by aaayayay January 31, 2023

Ste Mather kick

A swift kick to the face of someone who has been calling you names, usually when they’re are seated

Stop calling me names are I’ll Ste Mather Kick you

by Haydock Hitman September 12, 2022

Have you tried kicking him in the grapes?

The first thing you should ask to someone who is being harassed by a man.

Have you tried kicking him in the grapes?

by yrgh October 4, 2025

apple kick

When you near orgasm and kick Granny Smith in the puss

Dude I was plowing his grandma then I apple kicked her right in the clit!

by Brutis May 23, 2017

That shit kicks

The phrase can be used to describe something that is really good or really bad

"Did you hear that frank's Altima does the quarter mile in 50 seconds."
"Yeah I heard that shit kicks"

by wienerman5000 December 7, 2021

fangirl kicking

A physical outlet of fangirling typically used while sitting or lying down.
Caution: May cause cramps!

That fanfiction of my OTP that I was reading was so good, that I was fangirl kicking.

by AylissaWolfRose January 25, 2018

national kid kicking day

on the 10th of October, kick the kid u hate the most
yes u can kick ur little sibling

kid: hey-
you: *kicks kid*
kid: OW WHY'D YOU DO THAT?
you: its national kid kicking day stupid
them: ohhh

by u rlly hate that child dont u? October 7, 2021