Kevin

a true blessing to this earth. his eyes speak wisdom and his midnight black fur is almost glowing from how holy he is.
if you ever see him thank him for what he has done for you. he is a rare sighting even among mountain priests. if he licks your hand you have good luck.

yeah so basically- OMG IS THAT KEVIN????
OMG!! IT IS!! thank you for what you have done for us dear lord *gets on the floor and bows*

by anonymous April 2, 2022

Kevin

Dumb , watches anime porn, can’t see his dick , gay ,cums in dudes named green.

Hey did you see Kevin .yeah he was with green in the bath room

by Bronson September 4, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is a very common name for people. They are typically people who are white and does not have a big cock. They are quite smart and loves masturbating

Yoo look at kevin's cock so tiny

by Asian Kevin January 24, 2022

Kevin

Kevin is sooo HOT he makes a guy named gabe go wet and bricked He is the hottest person on earth just like trump but not as cool as obama but also cool like a banana but also poopi head like gabe but he is hotter than hot he makes everyone wet even with water :D

Kevin is a hot guy

by Cookingminors May 10, 2022

Kevin Wilfred Garcia

darkest nigga alive, sweatest ass mofo, has no aesthetic, likes skin-tight sausages

"Do you know Kevin Wilfred Garcia?"
"No, but his middle name is Wilfred."

by f u kevin October 19, 2015

Kevin

In gaming: a guy that is or appears to be new to the game. Your friend or homie.

You don't know Kevin's true power

If I saw herobrine I would call my friend Kevin

by Banana Corn December 4, 2023

Kevin's Meatshed

A meatshed owned by Kevin where he will handle your meat and deliver some nice packages of meat.

Guy 1: Hey you want to catch some lunch, maybe hook up with some chicks tonight?

Guy 2: I'm fine, I just came from Kevin's Meatshed.

by BNaae October 23, 2011