swamp ass

An unfortunate condition in which the taint (the often hair-bespeckled, flrshy space between balls and ass) is wallowing in the depths of a vile, festering, putrid poo swamp. A generally uncomfortable, unwipable ass. The only cure is gold bond.

Jesus Christ, I hope Janice doesn't notice the permeating stench of my swamp ass while she's sucking on my balls!

by Larry Schonsleberry III December 8, 2003

coffee ass

the feeling u get after consuming way too much coffee. u can no longer trust a fart at risk u might shart, and when u use the restroom, the liquidy excrement looks and smells like a very dark roast coffee. Often leading to an itchy & burning ass.

After several cups of coffee, Mike was returning to the restroom every few minutes; it was quite obvious to his coworkers he had a case of coffee ass.

by ilikecoffee May 25, 2013

zip's ass

Extreme hot or cold temperature. Usually defined as "colder than zip's ass" or "hotter than zip's ass". Refers to 0 degrees F or lower or 90 degrees F or above.

"Jesus Christ it's colder than zip's ass outside!"

by Maineahs December 23, 2008

shit ass

a cure-all term for anything onboard a navy submarine

"hey we got to go fix that shit ass, before we go to lunch."

by n.u.b. July 14, 2004

Navajo Ass

A Native American, usually a Navajo, that has a "typical" flat ass, often called a shovel butt. The buttock is so flat, that it is usually mistaken as part of the back. It is as of there is no ass present, just goes from back to legs.

Those girls on the Women of Navajo calendar are so fine, but they all have that Navajo Ass.

by Wild Dawg October 7, 2009

pancake ass

a girl with a flat sagging ass

Jessica has a pancake ass in those jeans.

by bnutts May 24, 2005

ass rape

to forcefully insert one's penis into a male or female's anus without consent and subsequently ejaculate into their rectum.

I ass raped that punk ass bitch and cummed all over them.

by L double C March 18, 2008