Hold Your Pants On

A phrase used to tell an annoying child to be patient. Synonymous with "cool your jets" and "hold your horses".

Freshman - dude, dude, dude, when are you going to give my back my backpack?!

Senior - Hold your pants on.

by Happysquirrel93 April 29, 2009

Checked Pant Republican

Noun. A member of the U.S. Republican Party who eschews conservative social issues in favour of those political policies meant to perpetuate the priviledged position of himself and his wealthy fellow travelers. Sometimes also referred to as a "Country Club Conservative", "Republicrats" or "Rockefeller Republican", the latter term derived from former U.S. Vice President and Governor of New York, Nelson Rockefeller. Checked Pant Republicans consistently pander to the plutocracy of the United States through the promotion of issues such as reduced progressivity of taxation, reduced restrictions on commerce through the elimination or reduction of regulation, the promotion of free trade through the unilaterial elimination of "protective" measures such as tarrifs, quotas, etc. (in short the promotion of a "School of Manchester/Chicago" approach to economics). In turn, they tend to ignore/downplay the social issues important to Cultural/Movement (aka "Real") Conservatives, such as the fight against abortion, the promotion of traditional, Western based, Judeo Christian cultural norms, unapologetic patriotism, the defence of the traditional nuclear family, the fight against the rise of cultural degeneracy, opposition to bilingual education, opposition to public acceptance/promotion of open homosexuality, school vouchers and prayers in school.

Republican Voter #1: "Hey, I'm, thinking of voting for Mitt Romney rather than New Gingrich. I just feel that Mitt better captures my feelings on Wall Street Fatcats getting richer through bailouts, Chinese imports gutting our manufacturing base through our unilateral elimination of tarrifs and quotas and our slide into a degenerate society that is being undermined by liberal values on basically everything."

Republican Voter #2: "Better think twice, son. Both Mitt and Newt are nothing but Checked Pant Republicans, conveniently masquerading in the primaries as Real Conservatives in order to win your vote.

by el cornudo February 21, 2012

mr poopy pants

the ultimate urban word definer.

mr poopy pants must be a wordilogical god.if you dont know what it means he will.

by mr poopy pants November 22, 2007

Geeked your pants

When one has commited a particuarly heinous act of cleverness, nerdiness or Hermione-ness. Stupid boffin.

"Eurgh, what's that smell? It must be Dexter, he's geeked his pants well and proper this time!"

by BumcrackTheDog November 15, 2004

Sick to my Pants

To ejaculate in your pants when suddenly aroused.

I took one look at her and was sick to my pants.

by Morgon July 2, 2006

giggle in ya pants

A phrase used to discribe a woman who is feeling aroused.

"Does that hot guy over there give you a giggle in ya pants?"

by dj shiva August 23, 2007

De Pants Rabbit

The state of being embodied by an individual who runs sans pants through a public place while wearing rabbit ears and waving his/her pants overhead.

To reach the state of Jamaican de Pants Rabbit, one must complete the run while a by-stander recognizes the individual as De Pants Rabbit and shouts in a Jamaican accent, “Look mon. De Pants Rabbit.”

The Velvet de Pants Rabbit is another variation in which the individual completes the run completely nude.

To reach the state of Jamaican Velvet de Pants Rabbit – the highest form of De Pants Rabbit an individual can obtain – one must complete the run completely nude, while a by-stander shouts in a Jamaican accent, “Look mon. De Pants Rabbit.” Few ever obtain the Jamaican Velvet de Pants Rabbit.

Look mon. De Pants Rabbit.

During a trip to Fountain Square, we saw De Pants Rabbit.

by justWink June 10, 2011