gayer half 

Similar to "better half", used to refer to a significant other who's also significantly gayer.

eg. Bisexual partners of straight folks, gayer partners of gay folks, women partners of men.

Straight Stan: I can't come to the moshpit, Straight Stacy wants me to come home and cuddle

Patriarchic Pat: you faggot we know you want to go home and cuddle, don't blame it on your gayer half

Straight Stan: yeah well that's female privilege ain't it? They don't get called out. They get away with gay. What am I supposed to do?

gayer half by sadgay2 February 25, 2020

Face like a half eaten hamburger 

Not attractive.

Dude! Did you see that boxer? He has a face like a half eaten hamburger!

Face like a half eaten hamburger by smurfette5 August 21, 2012

A bitch and a half 

someone (usually a female) who is so rude, mean, or generally disliked that just plain Bitch doesn't cover it, but since they are one person, cannot be defined in the plural; Bitches

that girl is a bitch and a half!

A bitch and a half by awa1019 July 28, 2005

better half 

A better half is someone who us the better part of you,the one that brightens your day and makes your life better

A better half is you your are the better art of me

better half by xbabysmith May 18, 2018

A stick and a half

One and a half million dollars

— How much do you think one of these condos sets you back?
— A stick and a half, at least!
million money dollars half

A stick and a half by LuizLeitao January 5, 2016

A bitch and a half 

when some one is being so annoying, bitchy, jackassish, and difficult to the point of insanity.

"oh my lord, your being a bitch and a half right now"

A bitch and a half by Jon Sanders November 20, 2004

I'd split that in half

Vernacular, commonly used by males, meaning, "I would like to have sexual relations with that female."

It refers to the long-standing male wish to have a phallus so large that the woman he's engaged in relations with is actually torn into two pieces.

"Wow, she's stacked! I'd split that in half!"

I'd split that in half by berbercarpet July 7, 2006