A Woman who poses as a Friend but has no Idea how to be one. not very attractive, Homley, in manner of appearance and dress. Relates better to animals than human, usually posses for too many of them. Can be found living in her car or a friend of friends houses who have taken them in due to pitty. This is nomal for the animals and they will use your furniture as a cat scrach, care of their cat box is limited to brief moments of sobriety and your once clean home now will smell like a cat box WARNING IF you find your self in this position immediately contac the original person who introduced you and seek their assistance in immediate removal as it will take them and local law enforcement to do this , this person usually has an exaggerated level of confidence of self-worth ask for character references from people who have known her her whole life anything under 2 years doesn't qualify as a friend. Do not loan money to or assign yourself responsibility for any aspect of her existence and she does not pay her bills. She will steal from you and she cannot be left unattended in your home, enjoys going to thrift stores and will steal from these kinds of establishments. She accuses everyone around her for things that she has done has no domestication skills whatsoever , elderly posing as a healthcare worker and or animal groomer fails to possess any documentation or certification from any accredited school of nursing or health care. D
by brooksgirls3 March 8, 2024
Get the Swamp Donkeymug. Democrat; Liberal; follower of President Obama and his administration; a believer of the Not So Affordable Bam Bam Care Act;
synonym: fucknub
synonym: fucknub
Liberal to a Conservative: What's a 'donkey bagger', I've never heard of that? Conservative: "Well, ol' pal, it's like the donkey shows in Tijuana, only instead of a skank stripper and a donkey, it's a Liberal Democrat fucknub and a donkey.
by Pseudo Nym 1963AQ August 19, 2013
Get the donkey baggermug. Ice Donkey (noun):
1. A beer-league hockey player who charges through life with the subtlety of a wrecking ball — overconfident on the ice, over-served at the bar, and over-eager in the bedroom. The Ice Donkey is stubborn, sweaty, and unstoppable, often mistaking brute force for finesse in every arena. Known for wipeouts, wild nights, and questionable decisions, they’re the kind of teammate who celebrates a game-tying goal like they just cured hangovers.
2. Slang for someone whose approach to romance mirrors their skating style: loud, clumsy, passionate, and guaranteed to leave a mark — literal or emotional
1. A beer-league hockey player who charges through life with the subtlety of a wrecking ball — overconfident on the ice, over-served at the bar, and over-eager in the bedroom. The Ice Donkey is stubborn, sweaty, and unstoppable, often mistaking brute force for finesse in every arena. Known for wipeouts, wild nights, and questionable decisions, they’re the kind of teammate who celebrates a game-tying goal like they just cured hangovers.
2. Slang for someone whose approach to romance mirrors their skating style: loud, clumsy, passionate, and guaranteed to leave a mark — literal or emotional
• “I knew Mike was an Ice Donkey when he crashed the net, missed the puck, and still tried to propose to the bartender two hours later.”
• “Dave H called Blake an Ice Donkey last night — I’m not sure if it was an insult or a compliment, but Blake did pull a hamstring.”
• “You don’t date an Ice Donkey. You survive them.”
• “Dave H called Blake an Ice Donkey last night — I’m not sure if it was an insult or a compliment, but Blake did pull a hamstring.”
• “You don’t date an Ice Donkey. You survive them.”
by Ice Donkey October 16, 2025
Get the Ice Donkeymug. by Sharpe2254 November 16, 2022
Get the Al donkeymug. Donkey Kong Country Returns Is a 2 and a half D platformer Released for the Nintendo Wii. It Is the fourth game In the Donkey Kong country franchise and the first to not be developed by Rare. It was developed by Retro studios. In It the Kongs must recover there stolen hoard from a new group of
villains Named the Tiki Tak Tribe. They are demon
like tikis that resemble musical instruments that hypnotize beasts and battle the kongs with them. They are:Krazy Kalimba, Maraca Gang, Gong-Oh, Banjo Bottom, Wacky Pipes, Xylobone And Cordian respectively. There are 8 worlds the Kongs venture through In this game they are: Jungle, Beach, Ruins, Cave,Forest, Cliff, Factory, Volcano.
It had a remake on the 3DS A few years after the original Wii version came out.
World 1: Jungle
World 2: Beach
World 3:
villains Named the Tiki Tak Tribe. They are demon
like tikis that resemble musical instruments that hypnotize beasts and battle the kongs with them. They are:Krazy Kalimba, Maraca Gang, Gong-Oh, Banjo Bottom, Wacky Pipes, Xylobone And Cordian respectively. There are 8 worlds the Kongs venture through In this game they are: Jungle, Beach, Ruins, Cave,Forest, Cliff, Factory, Volcano.
It had a remake on the 3DS A few years after the original Wii version came out.
World 1: Jungle
World 2: Beach
World 3:
by Eovercast April 16, 2024
Get the Donkey Kong Country Returnsmug. An exaggerated version of 'Raining cats and dogs' where now its hailing and snowing and raining etc.
by doomplings October 14, 2021
Get the Shitting Horses and Donkeysmug. by faggitswils December 17, 2017
Get the donkey kong slammug.