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Trotterless Donkey

This ignorant beast was formed when Uncle PecTOR decided to cross Satan’s Stinkybridge, as he had the opportunity to alleviate his Obsessive Canine disorder OCD. He did this to ensure that the kennels were pristine for when Steven Mcrgregor went to Preston to get ironed.
As uncle PecTOR reached his destination, he was as bald as a coot, and a donkey was stood right by the kennels with its trotters in a brown bin looking pignorant as Horez.
Jake texts Steven to receive what can only be described as a trotterless donkey.
by Uncle Pecter July 8, 2019
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Bong Donkey

A word used to describe someone who frequently smokes marijuana (a bong and/or a joint) causing laziness and memory loss. A 'Bong Donkey' can hardly be trusted with any task as they will most often have a massive fuck up.
I can't believe he burned his garlic bread AGAIN!! Almost burnt the house down! What a bloody Bong Donkey

She didn't get the job because she showed up late to her job interview the god damn Bong Donkey!!
by FränkAnk July 29, 2019
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Swamp donkey

Is a busted ass female or male pertaining to their appearance whether it be their looks or the dressing ethics
That ugly ass girl is a swamp donkey
by Defacto17 November 22, 2019
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soggy donkey

where a super hot girl gives connor andrew meade the shloppy woppy double hand combo and he shits himself for 4 minutes straight 🥶🥵
i’m gonna give connor the mother fucking soggy donkey
by jaarod April 6, 2019
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Oh Sugar Donkey

Someone that is doing something dumb and acting a fool for a long period of time
Oh Sugar donkey KJ!!!!
by KJ Kevin Johnson April 12, 2019
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Donkey phat

“Damn did you see her ass, that jaunt was donkey phat!”
by BiggdaddyL April 29, 2019
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donkey

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