Dad

Nonexistent

Me “Hi Dad”
Dad:

Oh wait he left

by Thhwwippp Thhhwwwipp April 11, 2023

Dad

A substitute for the word "dick"

"Stop being such a dad!"

by Tyranadon1 April 14, 2023

Dad

Who?

Jim: Can you come over
Stacy: I need to ask my dad
Jim: What's that?

by Blurple123 April 17, 2023

dad cock

An average to slightly above average sized penis (generally in the 5.5-6.5 inch range) on a man 40 years of age or older, frequently accompanied by naturally full pubes but not always

That older guy who fucked me wasn’t hung, but his dad cock still felt so good inside me.

by averagehornygay April 22, 2023

Jamie's dad

Jamie's dad is probably the sexiest man known to ever exist. He has curves in all the right places and has no limit to his power. As you could probably tell by his name, he is the father of Jamie. Because of this Jamie is his son. Which means that they are both connected through love.

Mason: Jamie's dad is an absolute baddie
Jamie: Shut the fuck up Mason

by Mster105 April 24, 2023

dad pussy

A term used in a work-in-progress Animan Studios animation which just like their others, is just animated gay porn.

The clip in question is of a white boy performing anal sex on an older gentleman, whom while being fucked, asks for any more people to "service his dad pussy". Since they did it in their yard, 2 men watch from the fence.

"Any more of you horny fellas need to service my dad pussy? It's warm and it's wet, and it's waiting for you."

by DrShamrock May 2, 2023

Dad

Something you don’t have

UwU: Dad?
OwO: No.

by HwejfkjlqrbwEKJHvalj;h May 4, 2023