dad

A man who left you 12 years ago and never came with the milk...

YO DID YOU FIND dad?
you: *VIETNAM FLASHBACKS*

by dad(real) March 1, 2022

I found Jah’s dad

When u see a weak knees ugly ass mofo who looks like Jah’s dad

BRO I FOUND JAH’S DAD

by Champ3214 April 29, 2022

Dad

Something that you don't have

Someone: do you have a dad
Me: what's that?

by Your_ma. September 25, 2021

mary's dad

the reason why no one can have nice things

"yo mary's dad ruined it all. again!"

by annoyedfrn77 October 10, 2021

maxer's dad

a cop; law enforcement
has a son (maxer) who backs the blue

Colin: maxer's dad is a cop
Chat: lulw

by Me.Me.Big.Boy November 21, 2021

dad sit

when one is feeliong overwhelmed (usually in a happy manner) and doesnt know how to express their emotions

person: “did u hear shawn mendes’ new album? deadass dad sit.”

by spongebob4646 June 12, 2018

Dad bless it

Oklahoman version of saying God Da**it

*smashes toe* DAD BLESS IT >:-(

by MidwestLiv February 16, 2024