A absolute lad, all the ladies line up to see this esh-lad. If you meet a christian, you need to hop on the tune as soon as possible. Absolute legend who will hurt anyone that disses him. All the girls love him and hes a really nice amazing guy. People have tried to imitate christians but have failed horribly. Christians are usually jewish and are hot as can get.
by christian lad April 18, 2018
Get the christianmug. Christian is the type of person that when they open their mouth it’s either something stupid. Or something smart that’s really stupid. They always have something smart to say and will use words nobody knows the definition of. Tend to be really annoying.
Christian: “I will liquidize all my assets and hire someone to slap you everyday of the week”
Brian: “he’s definitely a Christian”
Brian: “he’s definitely a Christian”
by dragonspirit666 September 7, 2020
Get the Christianmug. Someone who is obsessed with the Jordan brand. His a good dude likes basketball, has his group of friends tends to try to hard to be cool or to fit in. All in all a good dude.
Person 1) Christian tries hard to fit in.
Person 2) yea I know those kids are t even that cool.
Person 1) and his always wearing Jordan clothing, Jordan clothes aren’t even that cool
Person 2) yea I know those kids are t even that cool.
Person 1) and his always wearing Jordan clothing, Jordan clothes aren’t even that cool
by Krayons 213 May 16, 2023
Get the Christianmug. 
Christian is cracked.
by '';';';';';';"""";';';';' April 15, 2022
Get the Christianmug. Oooooh! So the acting it out part is ancillary!? It’s the belief that is more important? Ok. Good to know. I thought you actually had to do the shit that the book says but you don’t have to act it out. You just do whatever you want too. Neat. Ok. Cool. I thought I was doing it wrong.
Hym “Ok. It’s not that I think the people I’m talking about are Fake Christians. I don’t think it’s unreasonable to believe that the creature is real. But you use the book as the basis of your morality. If you’re not doing what the book says, you’re also immoral. By your own standards. And that’s what this is about. When you apply the standards that are being imposed on me to the people doing the imposing. They are just as guilty as I am. And it’s not just the act that you want to control. It’s the discourse. That’s why you don’t want people to listen to me or you want to cherry-pick to which parts they listen. Because if I am too compelling, people do what I want them to do instead of doing what you want them to do. If your logos was superior you wouldn’t need to use subterfuge. You’ve proven that you (And not you, you but you in general) don’t care about people being cancelled. You just don’t think it should be you. I’m not convinced. Especially in light of recent events. They might be more right about you than you care to admit.”
by Hym Iam November 4, 2022
Get the Fake Christiansmug. Christian aitkens homeless bttm. A guy who got caught under a bridge bent over by a dirty old homeless man
by Wpg dude May 28, 2024
Get the Christian aitkens homeless bttmmug.