cunt stool

A chair on which a cunt sits.

Corey: That shaniqua got attitude, and needs to just get up off her cunt stool. Okaaay?

by GreenMonter March 25, 2005

chosen cunt

An extraordinary term used to refer to a female that is destined to have virtually all males she meets in the quest of trying to fuck her.

Denise: Why does everyone I meet want to have sex with me?
Greg: 'cause you're The Chosen Cunt

by medicalmechanica April 25, 2010

Cunt Lint

The crusty organic substance accumulated on an unclean vagina. Cunt Lint is developed when a woman goes too long without bathing or douching. Effects are worse if woman is dry or post menopausal. Cunt Lint is closely related to Belly Button Lint.

Guy: Damn Gloria, you have to much Cunt Lint down there, your vajay feels like moist sandpaper.

Gloria: I don't believe in bathing, I like my own natural scent :-)

by Greib Minzadian May 18, 2011

Cunt Stripe

The nastiest ho you have ever been affiliated with, that you now want nothing to do with. Basically imagine her dragging her vagina across the carpet to get the std's off (like a dog dragging its butt on the carpet)

Damn bro your ex was dating you while sleeping with her baby daddy, AND 2 other dudes what a cunt stripe.

Yeah i better go bleach my dick!

by DaPhobes June 7, 2011

Appalling Cunt

A person who is not up to the standard of humor and or acceptable behaviour. Usually has mental problems and dillusions. Most often has a plastic Nationality

The Grome and Collyk are Awesome, Pedrocole is an Appalling Cunt :nod:

by collyk January 20, 2009

Cunt Alert

When a cunt is spotted in your vicinity.

Hand in the air, shout "Boys, boys/lads lads, we have a cunt alert"

Bektas: Mate, you seen this cunt?

Scott: Mate, I think we have a cunt alert
Billy: Cunt ALERT!
Altogether: *hands raised* "CUNTTT ALLEEEERRRTTTT"

by ScotteYx February 16, 2013

jabba the cunt

It is where the labia of the woman is chubby and sagging in nature, also covered in a thin bristle and layer of wet slime, reminiscent of Jabba the Hutt.

Ah yeah she right Jabba!

Jabba the Cunt almost trapped my fingers.

by JJPno.1 October 3, 2013