Keester Cracker 

a man who seeks out anal sex. Butt Pirate.

the Keester Cracker was hard at work, trolling Boys Town for fresh meat to butt-bomb..

Keester Cracker by Rory O'Doul October 7, 2022

Cream Cracker 

An alternative, particularly British, name for the game Soggy Biscuit.

Where a group of men stand in a circle and ejaculate onto a biscuit/cracker. The last to ejaculate is left to eat the baked good, and its creamy topping.

Yes, I do always suggest we play Cream Cracker. Yes, I do always lose, what's your point?

Cream Cracker by standyburnham December 13, 2022

Floppy Cocker

When you pants someone and proceed to slap their penis causing it to flop around

Jason is a well known Floppy Cocker at his school

Floppy Cocker by Dazzledust January 14, 2023

Fluffy Cracker 

The breakfast pastry treat with a soft flavored filling known as the Pop-Tart.

S’more flavored fluffy crackers are better than cookies n crème!

Fluffy Cracker by Fluffy Cracker January 27, 2023

Window Cracker 

Someone who regularly cracks their bedroom window to let fresh air in.

“Yea Regan is a window cracker now, she has been opening her bedroom window to let air in”

Window Cracker by Cheil Windowcracker February 4, 2023

Pipe Cracker

Being a Butt Wiser is the act of becoming a real wise-cracker and smart-ass through the act of smoking a glass crack pipe through your booty. You will then become known as both a pipe cracker and a crack piper, interchangeably under the influence of a pipe crack.

"If you're begging for my root, I am afraid you'll rutabaga me booty. If you chew and swallow rutabagas, they will end up in your doodie. If you smoke a smart-ass crack pipe out of your booty, you'll be a butt wiser inside the pipe cracker of the mind's doodie."

Pipe Cracker by ANOTHERDEADROMEO March 3, 2023

shit cracker 

you know when you take a shit and have left over that you couldn't wipe and it gets hard and cakes on your ass? thats called a shit cracker.

i stuck my hand in his ass and pulled out 20 shit crackers.

shit cracker by Digothy March 12, 2023