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Boner-Worthy

Boner-Worthy; Anything Person, Place, or Thing that deems worthy of an erection
Robert Downey Jr. is Boner-Worthy!!!

Oh my goodness, that whore house was so Boner-Worthy

Hey look at this dog....its a beautiful dog, some would say Boner-Worthy
by DreadloxO3O March 17, 2013
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Yankee boner

The sudden erection of a sportscaster's penis when watching the New York Yankees
"And a hit by Derek Jeter"!

"He gives me such a Yankee boner dude"
by Not a Yankee fan. October 13, 2011
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Workout Boner

(n.) Visible excitement regarding the activity at hand. Generally caused by, but not limited to, working out, especially in awkwardly short shorts.
It's unsettling to be trapped on a treadmill 5 feet away from a guy with his workout boner for fitness.

I have such a workout boner for Qdoba right now.
by CaptFishsticks January 22, 2014
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Running boner

When a man has an erection that won't go away even after ejaculation so he keeps having sex all night.
Dude I got a running boner friday night, I was dinging this chick all weekend
by slickshit March 3, 2011
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snow•boner

n. 1. a snow enthusiast. 2. (informal) indicative of one's longing for action, triggered libido, or general excitement for or caused by exposure to snowy weather.
1."You are a snow•boner."

2."That party was so sexually charged. Everyone had angry snow boners."
by doorunrun February 8, 2014
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titty boner

when a woman experiences an erect nipple
woman 1: i have a titty boner
woman 2: whats a titty boner?
woman 1: it just means my nipple is erect lol
by creativemastermind17833 September 9, 2021
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Loner boner

To have a boner but no one around to see it.
by Bold_country May 20, 2014
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