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Boner Botox

Noun, A fact that makes you not want to sleep with a specific person, the idea being that they have made your penis flaccid (if not straight up numb) for an extended period of time with no potential solution for the problem.
Dude: "Do I know anyone you've slept with?"
Chick: "Yeah, your friend Pete hit it. I liked it a lot."
Dude: "Oh man, I did not ever want to be eskimo brothers with that guy. That is such boner botox."
Chick: "What does that mean?"
Dude: "It means I'm not gonna be able to get it up for you for an extended period of time, but just as long as it takes for the grossness to wear off."
by JewishPube December 14, 2010
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Workout Boner

(n.) Visible excitement regarding the activity at hand. Generally caused by, but not limited to, working out, especially in awkwardly short shorts.
It's unsettling to be trapped on a treadmill 5 feet away from a guy with his workout boner for fitness.

I have such a workout boner for Qdoba right now.
by CaptFishsticks January 22, 2014
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snow•boner

n. 1. a snow enthusiast. 2. (informal) indicative of one's longing for action, triggered libido, or general excitement for or caused by exposure to snowy weather.
1."You are a snow•boner."

2."That party was so sexually charged. Everyone had angry snow boners."
by doorunrun February 8, 2014
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Running boner

When a man has an erection that won't go away even after ejaculation so he keeps having sex all night.
Dude I got a running boner friday night, I was dinging this chick all weekend
by slickshit March 3, 2011
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hoe-boner

when your chilling and some really hot sluts really wanna do ya and you have a hard-on but you can't have sex with them cause you know they have one STD or another.
johny: yo, i had such a hoe-boner back there.
josh: yeah man, they were so fine but man, i could almost smell the herpes.
johny: holy shit dude, gross!!!!!
by imincalimotherfucker12343243 November 14, 2011
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boner mode

When you see a nice ass & or hot girl at a party & your dick instantly becomes a boner, & you have to fuck that chick at some point that night, you now have no control over your dick
Freddy:"what happen last night at that party, you chased this fine ass chick and disappeared. Jason:"Well soon as I saw her my dick instantly went into Boner Mode, and my mind went blank after that. Apparently I fucked that chick." Freddy: "ya... when your dick goes into Boner Mode you're done for, your dick does what it wants and controls you."
by Average_joe420 March 20, 2016
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titty boner

when a woman experiences an erect nipple
woman 1: i have a titty boner
woman 2: whats a titty boner?
woman 1: it just means my nipple is erect lol
by creativemastermind17833 September 9, 2021
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