Loner boner

To have a boner but no one around to see it.

I had such a loner boner the other day.

by Bold_country May 20, 2014

support boner

When you you're so happy for a bro who hooked up with an attractive girl that you have a boner.

"Dude Amanda is fucking hot. Totally sporting a support boner right now, good job man"

by Milhau5 October 9, 2014

turtle boner

A small boner that hasent yet developed into a real boner. Most often disappoints the dirty whore who's putting her lips on it.

Maggie's man toy had a pathetic, weak, little turtle boner cause he's a faggot

by McNogger November 30, 2013

Suicide boner

A lot like a suicide wank, a suicide boner is just A FRIGGIN' RANDOM BONER that you happen to get at school, or at some important event.

John tried to hide his suicide boner by folding it back like a dickbutt before his big speech to the entire school.

by Formingsinger16 July 11, 2016

boner bender

a sex spree

Bob took viagra and went on a boner bender with Sally, Janet, Brian and Brenda.

by WCMC in Cincinnati September 2, 2016

boner mode

When you see a nice ass & or hot girl at a party & your dick instantly becomes a boner, & you have to fuck that chick at some point that night, you now have no control over your dick

Freddy:"what happen last night at that party, you chased this fine ass chick and disappeared. Jason:"Well soon as I saw her my dick instantly went into Boner Mode, and my mind went blank after that. Apparently I fucked that chick." Freddy: "ya... when your dick goes into Boner Mode you're done for, your dick does what it wants and controls you."

by Average_joe420 March 20, 2016

Boner Chivalry

The social behavioral event where the laziest, most careless, and most repugnant man in the room suddenly has morals and a desire to fight for the rights of others — originating from his forlorn aspiration of obtaining sexual intercourse from the woman he suddenly wants to defend.

“Don really went to bat for Karen over that whole bookface post where people called her out for being a furry. What a guy!” “Dude, it’s just boner chivalry. He will go back to breathing heavily at her photos once she shuts him down.”

by Clanger77 May 7, 2019