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Unbeknownst Beef

When you miss the memo that you’re invited to something because you weren’t invited directly and the person that got asked on your behalf declines for you.
“Ashley isn’t coming?”
“No she didn’t wanna come.”
“I wonder why. Is she mad at me?”
“I don’t know. “

Meanwhile Ashley’s just in her room wondering why she didn’t get invited to the party. Who’s mad? Unbeknownst beef vibes.
by Little Charlie Ray April 2, 2024
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Crunchy Beef

1. An exclamation said when something shocking happens
2. A sarcastic version of the first definition
3. When something great has arrived, you run to them, wave your arms, and exclaim ‘Crunchy Beef!’
1.

-person 1: and you are not the father
-person 2: Crunchy Beef!
2.
-person 1: Our team won!
-person 2: Well Crunchy Beef, isn’t that just great!
3.
This one is pretty explanatory
by Mac ‘n Mayo October 6, 2019
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Beef Crumb

A rather small piece of shit left in the asshole that has dried over time
gerald knew he didn’t wipe very well when he saw beef crumbs in my boxers :)
by michelle.hanes May 20, 2021
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Beef Musket

Noun weiner...especially when erect typically used with reference to male dominance. (Plural) Beef Muskets
Tommy has been shooting his fuggin Beef Musket at whatever walks no wonder it burns and he has kids.
by MaddHatterz June 29, 2025
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sweaty beef

A sweaty vagina usually after a girl exercises or rides a horse or bike on a hot day
A session of hot yoga caused Cindy to have sweaty beef.
by Tyman16 September 21, 2016
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.9.Hold My Beef.9.

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sloppy beef curtains

Slang for a woman's vagina, popularized by Avenged Sevenfold lead guitarist Synyster Gates.
M Shadows: "Like... like vagina?"

Synyster Gates: "Yeah! Like, sloppy beef curtains?"
by DudeBroKowski November 30, 2024
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