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bad knee day

Similar to a bad hair day, but instead of having nasty looking hair, the victim has nasty looking knees. May result in dryness, stubble from shaving, rashes and/or birthmarks.

Most often used by women.
Wow, look at all that stubble. I'm sure having a bad knee day today!
by Hazzat April 23, 2010
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Strong Bad's computer

And now I'll show you how to make a wet computer out of Strong Bad's computer.
by Evil Zak July 26, 2003
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bad conduct discharge

Ejaculate that leaks from your mistress's vagina after sex.
My army buddy just stared in disbelief at the bad conduct discharge that was lying on the bed - he had thought sex with the general's wife would cheer him up, but it was sex with her in the first place that led to his court martial.
by Puntmuffer October 23, 2018
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Bad ass day

1. When your ass just doesn't look good in anything , skirts , jeans , dresses. ANYTHING. Mainly affects women but gay and metrosexual men also suffer from it time to time.

2. When you don't want to be a nice guy and instead for just a day , turn into a badass. A bad ass day can starts from when you wake up to when you go to sleep , you may also have experience baddass dreams that night.
1. "My ass looked horrible yesterday . not even that weird Persian ghuy checked me out. It was the worst bad ass day"

2.

Oscar - "Was there any reason that you killed Mrs Porter's cat yesterday?"

Pete - "I was having a bad ass day"

Oscar - "Yeah I'm pretty sure the cops aren't going to take that into account".
by EthanStain October 2, 2013
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Bad Touch Tuesday

Bad Touch Tuesday (sometimes shortened to "BTT" or just "Tuesday") is when jock males in a high school setting grope each other in the moob area, preform bean dips, giving each other bro jobs, or other inappropriate actions in public. Lethal force may be used if Bad Touch Tuesday is preformed on a day of the week that isn't Tuesday.
Logan: DUDE WTF!? Why did you grab by dick!?

Scotty: Bro, what day is it?

Lax Bro's: BAD TOUCH TUESDAY!!!!

Logan: Oh, sorry bro, I forgot.

Scotty: *grope*
by cee-em-kay April 1, 2011
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Bad Bitch hand

when a girl takes a picture, and they have the camera in one hand and they have that other hand up around 3 inches away from their face balled up, usually showing their nails and their thumb pointed up... Normally done by a "Bad Bitch"
Dang that girl got a "bad bitch hand" in all her pictures
by kidoneder December 31, 2010
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Hella Bad Sandwich

1. A sandwich that is poorly made, not constructed well.
2. Something not dank bro
3. Very unkosher
1. Dude that subway was a hella bad sandwich.
2. That bong hit was hella bad sandwich, there was a fucking seed in it.
3. These pigs are hella bad sandwich.
by Corona Keazy June 20, 2007
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