August 24th

A f*ggot manmoder with conetits was excreted on this day. His mother (a cis hon) is soooo proud.

August 24th, isn’t that the day our weird hoodie wielding friend with the pale shiny skin was shat into existence ?

by manmoderrights August 16, 2024

August 19th

The biggest, baddest, most talented group is making a comeback with the title track of Don't Worry, Be Happy. Make sure to stream!

You might be stressed now, but don't worry; be happy. - August 19th

by stormrain August 16, 2024

August 19th

Give ur boyfriend head day

August 19th

by anonymous August 17, 2024

August 18th

August 18th is national show your boyfriend your knockers day

Boyfriend: heyyyyyyy it's August 18th you know what that means (fish) IT'S NATIONAL SHOW YOUR BOYFRIEND YOUR KNOCKERS DAY
Girlfriend: Jared I don't love you anymore stop texting this number

by LARSISCOOLYT August 18, 2024

August 23-30th

EVIL week.

The official week where everything is EVIL.
Add EVIL to your usernames and act EVIL the whole time. 😈

“hey dude when's EVIL week? i gyatta get prepared” “august 23-30th!!!!” “thanks!”

by twinkitron2000 August 23, 2024

August 8 1999

08/08/99- thats my birthday. the most satisfying date to look at hehe

when's your birthday?
mine? oh its August 8 1999, i.e, 8-8-99

by hopotaeto September 22, 2023

August 23

National go to the library with your boyfriend day.

Sophia went to the library with Mo because its August 23.

by Mo❤️S September 22, 2023