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Alive Internet Theory

The opposite theory of the dead internet theorem.
The theory states that even in spite of disappearing original media, dead sites and the erosion of time a subset of people will always interact to uphold, continue and carry on the media they know and even continue to produce media based off of it.
A: "Bro why do you even watch so much porn, have you ever heard of dead internet theory, in 10 years all of these videos will have vanished!"
B: " Nah bro, I'm trying to hopemaxx and believe in Alive Internet Theory, you're such a downer"
by Tyris The Downer August 2, 2025
mugGet the Alive Internet Theorymug.

Internet beefer

When u talk shit on the internet but don’t wanna link and fight internet beefer right there
by Internet beefer June 18, 2020
mugGet the Internet beefermug.

Internet

Internet is where the insane people go to have fun
John is insane cause he used the internet
by themanthatusestheinternet August 25, 2022
mugGet the Internetmug.

internet troll

69: “fuck chief keef, yall niggas ain’t gone kill me”

1 day later

69: “i would love to collaborate with chief keef”
internet troll
by ghjbftj June 12, 2018
mugGet the internet trollmug.

Damb internet hooman..

damb internet hooman often is seen sitting infront of his computer in his livingroom with shades closed..
he is a medium rare specimen of "Human" , recognized by writing subpar grammar on youtube comments and random internet websites.. this is often a fulltime job even though nobody is paying Damb internet hooman to do this.. he/she will spend 1-24 hours every day 365 days a year to make sure that everybody can read his/her internet comments even though they often dont bring any value to anybody, also often damb internet hooman is anonymous.. making the entire career quite special..
Alien: "Look what they write on internet... "
Damb internet hooman nr.1 : "he is an arab, from morocca born there, a muslim.. "
Damb internet hooman nr.2: "Still a better love story than twilight, no wait wrong comment"
Damb internet hooman nr.2 "......"
Damb internet hooman.. nr.1. : "well he is racist so no wonder he acts like a retard"

curious friend: "But he is your dad"
Damb interent hooman: "Dad , racist.. whats the difference?"
by Mr.zx October 24, 2020
mugGet the Damb internet hooman..mug.

internet collective of weaponised autism

A group of spasmoidal mouth breathers who group together to bring down SJW by counter-arguing with irrelevant points until they break
I summon the Internet Collective of Weaponised Autism to shut you down!
by Bromgerine II June 5, 2018
mugGet the internet collective of weaponised autismmug.

Internet Troll

Zen is an internet troll. (Not the IRL Zen btw)
mugGet the Internet Trollmug.

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