Sanding alabaster in bed

An excellent handjob.

She's a master, its like she's sanding alabaster in bed and I'm the sculpture.

by MsSaskatchewan February 22, 2013

delson alabre

A person with a "Monster" sized penis and if commonly known as the alpha of any group.

"Oh yeah he's the Delson Alabre of the group"

"I slept with him and he is a major Delson Alabre"

by Savage_God30 May 26, 2018

Flaming Alabama

The sexual act of shitting in a relatives vagina, then lighting it on fire.

"Rob actually managed a flaming Alabama, he's disgusting!"
"Was it his sister?"

by JustFriendsForNow September 17, 2018

Sparkling Alabama Peach

A sparkling Alabama peach is when you take a box of sparklers, put them hanging out of your cousins ass, lit them, and start going at it from behind.

Dude Chandler is wilder then a 7 second ride, he made a sparkling Alabama peach yesterday

by Usuallyacaringguy June 28, 2019

The Alabama breathalyzer

An act of oral copulation where the male(or w.e.)takes a goatsie(see def.)position. The other partner will then orally populate from the rear position.

"Dude the bbq was litty, your mom gave me the Alabama breathalyzer. And nobody saw shit."

by Thor Lakeshore January 6, 2021

The Alabama Waterslide

Three people fisting a girl at the same time. She is also blowing a dude with honey and laxatives on his dick.

Me, Daryll, Randy, and Bobby were giving your mom the alabama waterslide yesterday.

by TheReaperOfQueefers February 16, 2021

mistaken alabamian

when a person lives in alabama and they get a girlfriend, but their girlfriend looks like their sister. so you they fuck their dog on accident

dude im such a mistaken alabamian

by chaseisab*tch February 19, 2021