douche waffle

A name derived from a young man in the early years of 2004. The term is used to insult someone, but instead of sayin douche bag or just plain douche, douche waffle came tumbling out of this young mans mouth. The word refers to one being a douche shaped as a waffle, or that smells like a waffle, or a douche that tastes like a waffle.

Also see: Douche, douche nugget, douche bag, douche salad, and douche bucket
A: Hey I want a waffle!
B: YOU ARE A DOUCHE WAFFLE!
A: What?
by douche waffle March 25, 2005
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Douche Canoe

A word used when usually referring to tall, white wanna-be-thugs who are failures at talking trash. They have average white names (ie. Matt, Mark ect.) They use statements such as 'That's so G.' or 'I know man!'
Bob: Hey, you know the kid down the hall with the stupid hats, saggy pants and a bad attitude?

Steve: Yeah, what about him.

Bob: He's such a douche canoe.
by Hematidrosis October 08, 2011
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after douche

when a person (usu a male named darren craig) is such a commits such douchery that the term 'douchebag' is no longer accurate, he is graduated to the after douche
Did you hear about what Darren did? I cant believe it! He is such an after douche!!
by lilbichygrl August 08, 2008
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douche bag

something used in the olden days to clean ones vagina
by disney August 10, 2007
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douche knuckle

1. The point where the douche nozzle bends.
2. Another word for douche nozzle because it sounds better.
1. Wow, the douche knuckle is very similar to a bendy straw, must've been invented by the same guy.
2. I'm sick of that douche knuckle always talkin shit, i'm gonna kick his ass.
by R. Myers March 15, 2008
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douche punch

A punch used to punish someone. Usually for being a douche bag.
Corey was being a douche bag so I hit him with my douche punch.
by Majin November 28, 2004
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douche chill

Nice definition Aye jaye but unfortunately an utterly incorrect one.

First, I've been listening to Howard Stern for years, and have a large collection of tapes from the show. They've been using the term long, long before Arrested Development even came on the Air (November 2003 according to Wikipedia). As we speak I'm listening to the 11-19-2002 show (a full year before Arrested Development debuted), and Artie Lange is making fun of Eric the Midget's American Idol love by saying it gives him douche chills.

Basically, as it was used on the Stern show, it's when someone does or says something so douchy, it gives you chills.
The new guy at work came in and started telling me what to do. I would have told him off, but I was more surprised than anything. I'm not kidding, he gave me serious douche chills.
by Quadzilla99 May 27, 2008
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